Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
If that means I never see the left seat of turbine equipment, then so be it, at least I'll have a life.
Quality of life is, of course, dependent upon whose life you're discussing. I want very much to wind up at an ACMI or even (shhhhhh!) UPS, but the thought of flying as a subordinate to someone else, no matter how crusty and Badass, gives me the howling fantods after 5k of doing it My Way.