Career disapation light.

How would you have any idea what you're stealing? Or is it just like grab something small and hope for the best? With my luck I'd get the emergency shipment of buttplugs or dentures.

Imagining Boris on a street corner in the seedy part of time whispering at passerby's....."Got them dentures! Got them buttplugs! Hey man, I'll give'em to you for the low low!"

Maybe UPS will send more drivers to help load and unload there feeder planes instead of making the pilot do all the work!

DHL and FedEx FTW in the loading and unloading department!
 
well, i always thought he was a pretty good guy, stupidity strikes all of us sometimes. I have the next two days to think about doing stupid things. BTW Beadle, as far as i know I still have a job. hopefully I'll see ya Friday morning. :)
 
All he got was "deferred probation"? Seems like for that kind of theft, they should have gone after him a lot harder than that.

I always laugh about these things. This guy obviously did this because he thought no one was looking. When on probation, people are looking. What do they think he's gonna go back to doing when he's done with probation! People who steal have a problem and it can't be solved through classic punishment.
 
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