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I would imagine that with a relief pilot and cabin crew the guy wasn't sitting next to a corpse for long. I would think the biggest issue would be a guy slumping onto the controls. What is the first thing a FO does if the Captain dies? What would Doug or any of our other FO's do if the guy croaks - and in what order? I am sure there must be procedures for this, and if you can share, what are they?
I'd do a "Weekend at Bernies" and make him stand at the door upon deplane and take credit for the bad landing.