Pilot Starring in Porn Clip Loses License
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trafficinsight
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Haha, these are cracking me UP.
Les' climbs are always unrestricted!
Les' climbs are always unrestricted!
ILS37R
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And... ahem... exactly what sort of job is it that's available?
ChasenSFO
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After 9/11, Les Abend kept AA out of bankruptcy by flexing in the mirror for 15 minutes.
The question isn't "Would Les Abend hit that?", the question is "How many times HAS Les Abend hit that?".
Because of Les Abend, AA recently had to modify their PA announcements to say "In the likely case of the captain striking an erection, rapid decompression may occur".
Your wife pictures Les Abend during sex. Deal with it.
Many have striven to be Les Abend, and many have been found dead face down in a gutter.
The TSA requires Les Abend to be an official FFDO in order to carry his erection on board an aircraft.
When US1549 departed LaGuardia, Cpt. Sully was clean-shaven. Upon emerging from the Hudson, he had a mustache. Les Abend is said to often patrol the waters of the Hudson in search of Marlins to wrestle. You decide.
A man flying from JFK-CDG on one of Les Abend's flights once complained that the oatmeal was cold. He washed up on the shores of Newfoundland 10 days later.
Les Abend eats a Bald Eagle in Times Square on the 4th of July each year. No one stops him.
The word "Abortion" derives from the word "Abend", and was originally a procedure to remove Les Abend's un-born child from women's wombs. Usually, the procedure still occurs for this reason.
The Concorde was retired when, after 30 years in service, it still never achieved a level of awesomeness on par with Les Abend.
The question isn't "Would Les Abend hit that?", the question is "How many times HAS Les Abend hit that?".
Because of Les Abend, AA recently had to modify their PA announcements to say "In the likely case of the captain striking an erection, rapid decompression may occur".
Your wife pictures Les Abend during sex. Deal with it.
Many have striven to be Les Abend, and many have been found dead face down in a gutter.
The TSA requires Les Abend to be an official FFDO in order to carry his erection on board an aircraft.
When US1549 departed LaGuardia, Cpt. Sully was clean-shaven. Upon emerging from the Hudson, he had a mustache. Les Abend is said to often patrol the waters of the Hudson in search of Marlins to wrestle. You decide.
A man flying from JFK-CDG on one of Les Abend's flights once complained that the oatmeal was cold. He washed up on the shores of Newfoundland 10 days later.
Les Abend eats a Bald Eagle in Times Square on the 4th of July each year. No one stops him.
The word "Abortion" derives from the word "Abend", and was originally a procedure to remove Les Abend's un-born child from women's wombs. Usually, the procedure still occurs for this reason.
The Concorde was retired when, after 30 years in service, it still never achieved a level of awesomeness on par with Les Abend.
killbilly
Vocals, Lyrics, Triangle, Washboard, Kittens
My girlfriend is giving me strange looks because I've got tears in my eyes laughing at these.
God. I hope he's a good sport about this. I really do. Because if there is a new user post from Les that opens up, "Dear Dough" I think I might actually die...
Les - if you're out there, you do know that we worship ya, right? Right?
God. I hope he's a good sport about this. I really do. Because if there is a new user post from Les that opens up, "Dear Dough" I think I might actually die...
Les - if you're out there, you do know that we worship ya, right? Right?
beechpilot
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Yeah, I think so too. I heard something on the radio about this last week.
phoenix 23684
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I second that, who hasn't taken a pretty girl up in the air before?
WalterSobchak
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Les Abend gave God IOE.
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