tonyw
Well-Known Member
1. It's a sign that you're going to be in a lot of pain if you start drinking on the flight over, then continue with a couple of drinks with a few of the boys, and then manage to spend around $80 on drinks when there's a two for one going on. You will be sloppy drunk and you will pay the next day.
2. Max's idea of a shot of alcohol is the amount of liquor that a six year old gets when his dad says, sure, you can have a sip.
3. Charlie is a major player. Who else could get some chick to arrange for limo transportation for ten to a club and then get us in without having to pay a cover? And he managed to get people who were definitely not up to the dress code in the door.
4. If Sarah asks you for your belt or asks you to put your hands behind your back, don't do it. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
5. Dale has an amazing ability to remain upright after drinking more alcohol than any human should be able to. A full bottle of Crown over the course of the night, and all he did was go to sleep on the couch. No puking, no stumbling, nothing.
6. When Ed helps you talk a couple of girls into coming up to the suite, make sure that you call ahead to let everyone know they are not hookers.
7. Ethan is the best designated driver ever. He doesn't drink, so he doesn't have a problem being the guy who can't.
8. Do not bet on the team that you root for in a football game. That way, if they lose, you are disappointed twice.
9. The best way to end a party is to turn out the lights. Game over. It's the opposite of being in a bar, where they turn on the lights to tell you to get the hell out.
10. Contacts that make someone's eyes look so blue it's like they are glowing are not attractive. They're kind of creepy. Especially if everything else on the person is of questionable authenticity.
One more night left and I'm sure we'll learn some more lessons.
This is all in good fun, folks, so nobody get pissed off.
2. Max's idea of a shot of alcohol is the amount of liquor that a six year old gets when his dad says, sure, you can have a sip.
3. Charlie is a major player. Who else could get some chick to arrange for limo transportation for ten to a club and then get us in without having to pay a cover? And he managed to get people who were definitely not up to the dress code in the door.
4. If Sarah asks you for your belt or asks you to put your hands behind your back, don't do it. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
5. Dale has an amazing ability to remain upright after drinking more alcohol than any human should be able to. A full bottle of Crown over the course of the night, and all he did was go to sleep on the couch. No puking, no stumbling, nothing.
6. When Ed helps you talk a couple of girls into coming up to the suite, make sure that you call ahead to let everyone know they are not hookers.
7. Ethan is the best designated driver ever. He doesn't drink, so he doesn't have a problem being the guy who can't.
8. Do not bet on the team that you root for in a football game. That way, if they lose, you are disappointed twice.
9. The best way to end a party is to turn out the lights. Game over. It's the opposite of being in a bar, where they turn on the lights to tell you to get the hell out.
10. Contacts that make someone's eyes look so blue it's like they are glowing are not attractive. They're kind of creepy. Especially if everything else on the person is of questionable authenticity.
One more night left and I'm sure we'll learn some more lessons.
This is all in good fun, folks, so nobody get pissed off.