Ok, this is hilarious.
First we had the President of Guyana on the aircraft (He ain't got no Guyana Force One?!), one of the crewmembers wanted to debate politics, religion and bragged about getting written up for both, a mechanical problem, weather below minimums (Hey! I got a chance to see Barbados for about an hour), shooting an ILS to a diversionary airport when the ILS was OTS, a fuel leak which really wasn't a fuel leak, a freaking "We're at 350, HE's at 350 head on near miss", a wacky raw data, no DME teardrop PT to a VOR approach and a near riot onboard when they deplaned the President first before everyone else.
Oh, and lots of hand-pulled carts, horses and cows on all of the streets which made that hourlong ride to the hotel even cheerier.
Ok, I've learned my lesson. I'm going to bed!