Women in the military.....

Hmmm...

Did I ever tell you about the Corporal that I met in Japan?
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Many, Many, Many impure thoughts...

The only time I was ever tempted to fraternize with the enlisted troops was with a A1C that was working in the JAG office, of all places. She was easily the hottest girl on the base, and strangely interested in me, but in a rare moment of responsibility, (and being a new 0-1), I declined. I have regretted this responsible decison for years.

This brings back memories.


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The only time I was ever tempted to fraternize with the enlisted troops . . .

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Listen to this guy!!!
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Some of us had no choice but to "associate with the common folks....
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I had a healthy respect for the UCMJ, which does not look fondly on an officer having relations with an enlisted troop. The fact that the particular enlisted troop worked in the office that was the most familiar with the UCMJ did not escape my notice.


At the watering hole in Valdosta, where all the Moody AFB types hung out, how the convesation really went:

A1C: "So, Glenn, what do you do?"

Me: "I'm in the Air Force, I work out at the base..."

A1C: "Really?! Me too! What office?"

Me: "I'm an LT in the Public Affairs office"

A1C: "Cool! I'm an Airman 1st Class, I work in the JAG office."

Me: "I've got to be going now..."

How the conversation should have gone:

A1C "So, Glenn, What do you do?"

Me: "I work for the government. Mostly a lot of really boring paperwork. What do you do?"

A1C "Really? I work for the government too, I'm in the Air Force! I work in the JAG office out at the base..."

Me: (interrupting) "Really, let's not talk about work, you look really great tonight, can I buy you a drink?"


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I rember this one girl who worked in our squadrons sercurity company. Drop dead gorgous!! I was dating my wife (girfriend at the time) so I wasn't really intrested. The poor girl couldn't walk anywhere by herself, she always had two guys macking on her wherever she went.

Women in the military have the pick of the litter, and always get plenty of attention.

On the other hand they stick out more, so everybody knows who they are if they screw up.
 
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I had a healthy respect for the UCMJ, which does not look fondly on an officer having relations with an enlisted troop.

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I've busted the lips of a few zeros, though...
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Now that you mention it, I did get my face kicked in by a few ParaRescue guys from time to time...Gawd, those guys were tough. I knew that if they were around the bar, I might as well not even try for the ladies.

These guys are the real Special Forces: They can quietly tear you into several pieces, and then sew you back together, if needs be.

(back to your normally scheduled thread)

Who knew Israel had such hot chicks as fighter pilots? Damn...I wonder if she is an IP, or if that is just a wonderful fantasy that will never come true for me...
 
Notice most of them were NOT American!!!!!!!!!!!! I sure as hell rarely see any hotties in the AF. I take that back 90 days into a Saudi Rotation there are hotties everywhere I look. Funny how that happens
 
I did see some very attractive female policewomen in Italy. Hand cuff and a gun, meow!
 
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I sure as hell rarely see any hotties in the AF.

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It has changed since I got out of the Navy, but imagine an aircraft carrier with 5,000 guys and not a single female on board. The longest time we were out to sea was 43 days, (45 days and we would have had a beer day). Once in a great while we would get a female pilot onboard and you could smell her a mile away. You tend to pick up that perfume smell immediately when you haven't seen or heard a female in over a month. Nowadays they do have some females onboard and I can only imagine they have their pick of the litter )so to say.
 
Mike, the SteyrAUG blondie is possibly Austrian army?

I've put a few rounds through the F-88 Steyr, which is the Australian made version of the Steyr-AUG. It's a pretty good 'gat' and the blokes who've taken it on Ops all speak pretty well of them.

It has shortcomings, though. The cocking handle is made out of the same sort of plastic that appears elsewhere on the weapon. I've seen them break off as guys hit the ground. Also, the 1.5X magnification scope is wonderful in the dry but useless in the wet; once the lenses are wet you're supposed to use some very ordinary open sights on the top of the handle.

When I joined up the standard rifle was the L1A1, very similar to the Belgian FN-FAL. It's still my favourite.....

What's wrong with me? I just realised I've been waxing lyrical about rifles, not the girlies holding them
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I did see some very attractive female policewomen in Italy. Hand cuff and a gun, meow!

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Just hope Kristie doesn't see this post. I don't thinl she ever checks the military forums.
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I did see some very attractive female policewomen in Italy. Hand cuff and a gun, meow!

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dude, i think every Italian chick in that pictorial is hot!! I love Italy, and Greece. There were alot of hotties in Crete as well, but unfortunately they hate American Military. I guess th eNavy goes to port their, and of course they go absolutely nuts!!
 
JEP,

The new thing now is prostitution rings, etc on carriers and mixed ships...I was on an FFG, so we still had no women and I think it was a good thing. Nothing against females, but they had to send a lot of females home due to being pregnant, some 2-3 months into the cruise, so I wonder if they were trying to be the love boat?
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Ahhh, the good old days...it's good to be a civilian now! If only I could find a decent job, now, it'd be all good.
 
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Just hope Kristie doesn't see this post. I don't thinl she ever checks the military forums.
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Actually, Kristie nudged me and said, "Check out the cops!"
 
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JEP,

The new thing now is prostitution rings, etc on carriers and mixed ships...I was on an FFG, so we still had no women and I think it was a good thing. Nothing against females, but they had to send a lot of females home due to being pregnant, some 2-3 months into the cruise, so I wonder if they were trying to be the love boat?
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Ahhh, the good old days...it's good to be a civilian now! If only I could find a decent job, now, it'd be all good.

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Prostitution rings huh? WOW!! Some of that was going on a few years back at Prince Sultan Air BAse in Saudi. I guess a bunch of Army chicks were running it. Thet got busted because they were cashing the checks they were receivng at the finance office LOL
 
After seeing those pics, if I wasn't going to college I'd be in the service.
Who needs a draft, just flash them pics around and you'd have nearly ever man in America joining.
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After seeing those pics, if I wasn't going to college I'd be in the service.
Who needs a draft, just flash them pics around and you'd have nearly ever man in America joining.
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Trust me there is a huge difference between US Mil. girls and college girls. A HUGE DIFFERENCE. For every hot US Military female, there are about 200 there are a$$ ugly. Now the foreign services, WOW!!!!!!
 
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