Woman caught smoking threatens to 'kill everybody' on Southwest flight

Woman caught smoking threatens to 'kill everybody' on Southwest flight
  • A woman threatened to “kill everybody” on board a Southwest Airlines flight this weekend after she was caught by the crew smoking a cigarette in the lavatory, authorities said.
I know banning of smoking on an aircraft is new, brand new, but certainly be told to knock that crap off shouldn't escalate to that level. Perhaps an extra pack of cool methols will help her out in prison tonight. Those are good trading in the cells anyhow.
 
OMG I am so glad to be away from Portland. Is it just me or does Portland seem to have more of these incidents than any other city with Houston a close second.
 
What is so hard about following directions?

Southwest gets the smokers, and Spirit gets the Mother that won't put her kid in the seat and strap him in....
 
I got news for you.

All airlines get weirdos.










But spirit probably gets more.

This - and it isn't just in coach anymore. Sat next to a guy in business class a few weeks ago who, upon finding out I worked for an airport, says "The people at Atlanta are awful - they just hate white smiling faces there."

In true racist fashion, he then flipped on Fox News on this in-seat screen.
 
I got news for you.

All airlines get weirdos.

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This - and it isn't just in coach anymore. Sat next to a guy in business class a few weeks ago who, upon finding out I worked for an airport, says "The people at Atlanta are awful - they just hate white smiling faces there."

In true racist fashion, he then flipped on Fox News on this in-seat screen.

*shakes head* Don't even know what to say to that.
 
This is not normal, her behavior. I do not know Oregon state laws. But me thinks that she's about to be petitioned to a mandatory seventy-two hour, psychiatric hold for observation.

This? This is just Tuesday in Portland. Portland is where other cities send these people when the beds are all full in the happy house. I sat in traffic one day with a cop car next to me and watched a woman spaz out in the median. Cop car just sat and laughed when I pointed her out through my car window. Then they flipped on their lights and drove off through traffic.
 
This? This is just Tuesday in Portland. Portland is where other cities send these people when the beds are all full in the happy house. I sat in traffic one day with a cop car next to me and watched a woman spaz out in the median. Cop car just sat and laughed when I pointed her out through my car window. Then they flipped on their lights and drove off through traffic.
Lol. Nice.
 
That was over in LGA during our ground stop waiting for DTW to invent a method of landing on the 27's.

I taught my copilot how to use mantra to keep himself calm and happy in a meditative state until we were able to launch.

My usual briefing:

"Can you do anything about this event, episode and/or occurrence in any way other that to step back to avoid the flung poo? If the answer is "no", then chillax and enjoy this calm period of people watching".
 
This? This is just Tuesday in Portland. Portland is where other cities send these people when the beds are all full in the happy house. I sat in traffic one day with a cop car next to me and watched a woman spaz out in the median. Cop car just sat and laughed when I pointed her out through my car window. Then they flipped on their lights and drove off through traffic.

Normal Portland.. I always figured Portland was a place people moved to to hear away from somewhere else, migrating to the West Coast. Then if they succeeded in life they moved North or South, with the dregs remaining.
 
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