Why does an airplane fly?

meritflyer

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Seems to be a misunderstood subject in the instructor community. Most consider it a debatable one as well. Newtonian theory? Bernoulli? Both?

Discuss..
 
The topic with my screen name above is a discussion on this, but there have been a lot of threads on this topic before, do a search of them and read up.

It is misunderstood, that's for sure!
 
Fixed wing aircraft fly because of money.
Rotary wing aircraft fly because they are so ugly the Earth repels them.
 
Widely misunderstood. The sun is what makes airplanes fly. Ever notice there are many more airplanes flying when it's sunny?
 
Widely misunderstood. The sun is what makes airplanes fly. Ever notice there are many more airplanes flying when it's sunny?

But you've shot down your own argument when you said "more airplanes". That means airplanes DO fly at night, so that rules out the sun theory.

My answer: Chuck Norris and a little bit of the Foo Fighters (Learn To Fly)
 
Actually, the answer is "what else do you expect them to do, they're airplanes! Do you expect them to bark at your neighbors? Sheesh!"
 
Fixed wing aircraft fly because of money.
Rotary wing aircraft fly because they are so ugly the Earth repels them.

No, rotary wing aircraft fly because they know if they don't, I'll roundhouse kick them into the stratoshere!
 
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