Who remembers a quotable quote?

Kristie

Mama Bear....
Staff member
Dougie already started it in another thread... so, since he's now approved of using "quotable quotes", let's hear em!

I'll start...it may not be completely PG-13, but it is a fact of life...

"I like sex, it's just f'in good!"


:nana2: :nana2: :rawk:
 
Max talking to his boyfriend, "I can't give you your virginity back!"


John, Emily, & all looked at each other, wondering how the hell do you return somebody's virginity? :insane:
 
We were all sitting there after a couple of us had done the sim. We are all chatting about flying and what not then there was that silence. You know the every 7 min. silence in conversations.

Well out of no where Matthew is on the phone and says


" You want your virginity back, well I didn't take it!"


Oh man I was laughing so hard.
 
There were so many, but I can't remember them. Szluka, Tony, Brett and I even said somebody should have a note pad.
 
mpenguin1 said:
Don't be a wuss, let's see them, you can always blot out the profanity....

Emily said that when her friend Chase showed up I said:

"Emily I'll cut you, I'll cut you Emily" and then proceeded to stab her with a straw repeatedly.

-Matthew
 
"my nipples are like swords - you could fight the war of 1812 with them"
and matt, the exact line was "I'm gonna cut you b*tch!"
many more but after only 5 hrs of sleep last night, it's going to take a bit before i can drag them out of my brain
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Emily said that when her friend Chase showed up I said:

"Emily I'll cut you, I'll cut you Emily" and then proceeded to stab her with a straw repeatedly.

-Matthew
uhhh yea.. and that won't be happening again next year - right Max??

otherwise we'll be taking the alchohol out of the mix (no pun intended).
 
I feel a 12-step program coming on for one of our members!
 
mpenguin1 said:
Don't be a wuss, let's see them, you can always blot out the profanity....
uhh, let's not...cuz i don't want to have to move *another* post to the lav :(
 
Doug Taylor said:
I feel a 12-step program coming on for one of our members!

Naaaaaaaw I only get TOTALLY SMASHED once a year and thats JC.
I drink socially on the weekends. But I don't get wasted most times cuz not an alcoholic and because I'm always driving!
Maybe next year I join Joe on the sober side of fun!

-Matthew
 
During dinner Friday at the Studio Cafe:

"Have You Thought About A Man Bag?"

and a couple of non-printable ones....Doug!!!
 
jdflight said:
Then where will the rest of us get our fun?! :D

True...true but I don't want to get a reputation or have people to get the wrong idea about me and think that I'm an alcoholic. When in fact I just can't handle my liquor.

:)

But then I think my behavior can be explaied by the 2 long islands,the two rum and cokes and the Gin & Tonic...and that was just Sat.

:) fun times had by all!

-Matthew
 
Dood, the funniest thing for me was you blaming me for mixing you a long island that was too strong. I'm like, uh, Matt, you saw me pour all the liquor in there. You didn't think that would get you bombed?:)

There's a quote there: These long islands are too strong!
 
Matt, none of us really think you're an alcoholic. We saw firsthand that you just can't handle alcohol at all!
 
jdflight said:
Matt, none of us really think you're an alcoholic. We saw firsthand that you just can't handle alcohol at all!

hehehe...well thats good to know!

Dood, the funniest thing for me was you blaming me for mixing you a long island that was too strong. I'm like, uh, Matt, you saw me pour all the liquor in there. You didn't think that would get you bombed?:)

There's a quote there: These long islands are too strong!

Yea Tone man I had no f-in clue how much liquor was comprised in a Long Island!
Yours were good but they were strong,were talking stronger then the ones in the casinos.
Marshall and I really liked the Sex on the Beach we had!

-Matthew
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Marshall and I really liked the Sex on the Beach we had!

-Matthew
Hey now... :p

I didn't get any sex on the beach. I just bought you some! :D

Personally, Long Islands are my thing. More bang for your buck!
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Yea Tone man I had no f-in clue how much liquor was comprised in a Long Island!
Yours were good but they were strong,were talking stronger then the ones in the casinos.

And I didn't even have all of the stuff that normally goes into one.

They were strong, but that's a combination of not having a pouring top and a tall glass and me saying, I gotta kill this liquor so that Doug and Kristie don't have to take this back. Seriously, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did!
 
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