We’re pregnant! Or not?

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Big Black Guy
OK, we have a lot of moms and dads on the board, I was just wondering something.

When you and your other half were expecting, did you say that “I’m Pregnant (for you gals)” or “My wife (Girlfriend) is Pregnant” for us guys, or did you both use the newer, P.C., “We’re Pregnant”?

My wife had a very definitive opinion on the matter. She never referred to the two of us as being pregnant. She believed that the whole idea was ridiculous. She basically pointed out that pregnancy was a physical state, and that I was incapable of being pregnant, which is true. I agreed, I never considered myself, or us as a couple, pregnant. I would point out that I was going to have a baby soon, but not that I was pregnant.

How did you guys handle the situation?
 
I agree that "we're pregnant" sounds dumb. My husband usually just says "we have another one on the way" or "we're expecting", cause we are both expecting, but he's never been pregnant. If he ever does get pregnant, I still wouldn't say "WE'RE" pregnant, cause it would be just him. But I don't think science will ever come far enough that we'll need to worry about it. ;)
 
If he ever does get pregnant, I still wouldn't say "WE'RE" pregnant, cause it would be just him. But I don't think science will ever come far enough that we'll need to worry about it. ;)

If he does get pregneant you will have a nice story for the National Enquirer.
 
My wife came in a said I might be pregnant. I said really are you sure? Her response was the pregnancy kit had 3 test and they all came back positive. I said well I guess we are having a baby in about 9 months.

I went back to watching the baseball game.....kidding

I was so very very happy.
 
Congrats Tim!

When Kristie's not feeling well, I always tell her, "It better have kinky hair and a broad nose or I'm calling my LOWYAH!" :)

She never EVER thinks that's funny.

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My wife came in a said I might be pregnant. I said really are you sure? Her response was the pregnancy kit had 3 test and they all came back positive. I said well I guess we are having a baby in about 9 months.

I went back to watching the baseball game.....kidding

I was so very very happy.

Is this old news that I missed? That happens with me a lot! lol Either way, congratulations!!!
 
Was it the 'snip snip' scissors or the 'chew chew chew' laser beam?
 
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After our youngest was born we had the plumber come in and remove all of the fixtures and fittings!!! ;)


Oh yeah, I think I remember reading that somewhere -- probably in the "vasectomy" thread. D'oh....:banghead:
 
Re: We’re pregnant! Or not?

Congrats Tim!

When Kristie's not feeling well, I always tell her, "It better have kinky hair and a broad nose or I'm calling my LOWYAH!" :)

She never EVER thinks that's funny.

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My dad still introduces my mom as his first wife.

They've been married for over fifty years.

:D
 
Congrats Tim!

When Kristie's not feeling well, I always tell her, "It better have kinky hair and a broad nose or I'm calling my LOWYAH!" :)

She never EVER thinks that's funny.

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Come on now Doug, put you money where your mouth is! :sarcasm:
 
Congrats Tim!

When Kristie's not feeling well, I always tell her, "It better have kinky hair and a broad nose or I'm calling my LOWYAH!" :)

She never EVER thinks that's funny.

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:yeahthat: nothing funny there to laff at.:p
 
Nah, that was from one of the divorcee's at jetgirls that had the "Just you wait! They all screw around, sister! I've had seven marriages, I oughta know!" ;)

Not really, but pretty much.
 
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