United is dead to me.

I used to bring packages of those things back from AMS. And they basically just glued themselves together in the pantry because "the thrill was gone, baby".

I havent touched a biscoff since the 90's. I rode ATA from MCO to MKE and the flight attendants gave me three sleeves of those things, a bag full of Malibu and a bunch of cans of pineapple juice. Ever since then, ick.
 
I used to bring packages of those things back from AMS. And they basically just glued themselves together in the pantry because "the thrill was gone, baby".

I havent touched a biscoff since the 90's. I rode ATA from MCO to MKE and the flight attendants gave me three sleeves of those things, a bag full of Malibu and a bunch of cans of pineapple juice. Ever since then, ick.

Who?
 
I used to bring packages of those things back from AMS. And they basically just glued themselves together in the pantry because "the thrill was gone, baby".

I havent touched a biscoff since the 90's. I rode ATA from MCO to MKE and the flight attendants gave me three sleeves of those things, a bag full of Malibu and a bunch of cans of pineapple juice. Ever since then, ick.
The biscoffs make amazing pie crusts....or so I've heard.
 
Ohh Woe is me. Last night there was a PIT-DCA cancellation. This mornings flight was oversold so it was off to the United gates to beg for a ride. Lots of seats and Yes, the beloved Waffle with cream and caramel filling. I still have it, I stashed it for later. What ever shall I do now?? No tasty waffles on United.

It's a conspiracy! We sent you Skippy, J. Scott Kirby, and he is finding out what pilots really love, and taking it away. He wants to soften you up for section 6. He hates pilots, he is an Air Force Academy grad who washed out of UPT. First it's waffles then it's scope, because he has to have big RJ's to get Big Shiny Widebody Jets. Then it will be who-knows-what. It's a conspiracy! It's a plot! Don't let down your guard.

Don't fall for it, if you don't draw the line at waffles, there is not telling what he will do next.
 
I havent touched a biscoff since the 90's.
I have to be really, really desperate to even think about having a Biscoff. I'm pretty sure that I'm made of the damn things, owing to the time spent in the back of an 88 in my younger and more vulnerable years.
 
I still remember when ATA was flying 707s.
I had to look that up because it’s my favorite airliner. And voila’;
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