Once Again, The Donald is Number One!!!! He kicks your ass... and mine.
Donald Trump's 2020 Lies Total was +4000! (actually, likely, waaaay more than that --- Many of his lies were not logged!)C
That's a Great (Again...) record, chillun!! - Compared to my hours, he exceeds my paltry ass by a greater than a 13 to 1 margin! Waaaay more lies than hours I flew!!! How about you?
Can YOU imagine flying with somebody that told 13.3 LIES per hour of flight... and got away with it because "management" sanctioned that bull corkey????? (Me? I think I might put a gun in my mouth... but that's just me.)
The Donald's been telling more provable lies per year than people are dying per day from Covid. Impressive! Yuge. Bigly!
What a true, patriotic American hero!!! After he, er, "retires" from the Presidency, I'm gonna hire that brilliant HERO!!! His "PROUD" boys will protect me when I fly to Banana Republics... like Fort Worth and Columbia, and Casper. Gives me that safe and loved feeling I crave sooooo hard.
God dawg!! I'm PROUD to BE a 'Murican!!!!