The Hat without the Blazer

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Nah.... A uniform is supposed to be standard. I think we can all agree on that.

Yes. And the standard should include the hat year round.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Nah....

A uniform is supposed to be standard. I think we can all agree on that.

That wasn't what I meant. I meant a thread, with no answers that goes on forever and never ends.

 

[BarbieDreamPilot]

Name 1 cool profession where they're required to wear hats all the time.

 

[Seggy]

Yes. And the standard should include the hat year round.

Do you tell the ladies at Cheetah's you shop at the old man shop know as Brooks Brothers?

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Do you tell the ladies at Cheetah's you shop at the old man shop know as Brooks Brothers?

Old man shop? You're dead to me.

 

[Beep]

Name 1 cool profession where they're required to wear hats all the time.

Water Polo.

 

[Seggy]

Old man shop? You're dead to me.

Aren't your pleaded pants from there?

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Aren't your pleaded pants from there?

What's a "pleaded pants?"

 

[Seggy]

What's a "pleaded pants?"

Pleated pants

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

What's a "pleaded pants?"

They're disgusting. That's all you need to know.

 

[deadstick]

Name 1 cool profession where they're required to wear hats all the time.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Pleated pants

Oh, you mean my pleated trousers? Yes, many of them come from Brooks Brothers, a wonderful establishment with quality union made clothing.

 

[Seggy]

So you wear pleated pants. I rest my case old man.

 

[derg]

I wear the hat when it's required because:

1) The boss wants me to
2) It makes me look taller, and therefore thinner.
3) Non-pilot dudes really dig the hat. And who wants to date a pilot? That's right. Non-pilots.

Plus, I just look so damned good in the thing.

Still remember seeing you at the RVCI a couple years ago in the hat.

"DAAAAAWWWWWWW look at her. DAAAAAAWWWWWW what's your name little girl?! Oh, it's Delia!"

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

So you wear pleated pants. I rest my case old man.

Oh, isn't that cute. Dad Jeans thinks he knows something about men's fashion. When I need to buy a new iron, I'll seek your counsel.

 

[derg]

So you wear pleated pants. I rest my case old man.

If I told you to wear pleated pants, you would.

You know why?

That's right.













Heavy amounts of "Amma Jackwagon on APC"

 

[derg]

Oh, isn't that cute. Dad Jeans thinks he knows something about men's fashion. When I need to buy a new iron, I'll seek your counsel.

Hot damn, son. Even I felt that one!

 

[Seggy]

Oh, isn't that cute. Dad Jeans thinks he knows something about men's fashion. When I need to buy a new iron, I'll seek your counsel.

Just because Candy (not her real name) at Cheetahs says you look good in pleated pants, doesn't mean it is truthful...

 

[derg]

Just because Candy (not her real name) at Cheetahs says you look good in pleated pants, doesn't mean it is truthful...

But it feels truthful and that's all that counts, AMARITE?

It might be corn syrup, but it's largely indiscernible from sugar when you're drinking Atlanta's very own cold, delicious Coca Cola.

 

[derg]

Wait. Kenny Powers was in The Village People?