The Hat without the Blazer

[BobDDuck]

It's got a pay scale defined in our contract but I doubt any US regionals ever fly them.

Those pay scales were kind of meant as a joke when we put them in there. The company pushed REALLY hard to get EMB products included so we said, fine, if we go the named aircraft route, including planes we don't actually have or have on order, we are going to put EVERYTHING in. That's how we came to have MJ-XX, SSJ-XXX and AN-XXX payrates in the contract. I think I spent a couple of days researching all the RJ type aircraft that were in the pipeline, even if they had no chance of every getting FAA certification.

 

[deadstick]

Antonov 148 or 158. Regional sized. I think it's a good looking aircraft. It's got a pay scale defined in our contract but I doubt any US regionals ever fly them.

Ahhhhh....DorkJetski.

Seriously, though, looking at the scale of the aircraft:crew it looks like it could fit 4+4.

 

[z987k]

Antonov 148 or 158. Regional sized. I think it's a good looking aircraft. It's got a pay scale defined in our contract but I doubt any US regionals ever fly them.

As soon as the feds allow part 121 experimental aircraft. lol.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

"We'd rather sport these top hats than be sent to labor camp", the Captain chuckled.
"All thanks to our glorious and noble leader. " , the First Officer swiftly replied.

Followed by "Before Start to the line."

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Probably 2 to fly and the third to make sure they don't defect.

Aeroflot actually had political officers/radio operators on their U.S. operations for exactly that reason, IMS.

 

[Seggy]

On Delta flights are they the cook as well?

 

[Autothrust Blue]

On Delta flights are they the cook as well?

It's the goddamn cook!

 

[Malko]

I do what they tell me to. Just making a statement of fact.

Those hats would look hideous regardless of what they were wearing with them. Btw, its more likely an opinion...

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Antonov 148 or 158. Regional sized. I think it's a good looking aircraft. It's got a pay scale defined in our contract but I doubt any US regionals ever fly them.

I dunno, if this example counts as mainline wing slung engines!

AMARITE @Derg!?

 

[scooter2525]

I dunno, if this example counts as mainline wing slung engines!

AMARITE @Derg!?

It's got Airbus winglets so...

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

It's got Airbus winglets so...

Wingtip fences, WINGTIP Fences!

You're voted off the Island!!!

 

[scooter2525]

Wingtip fences, WINGTIP Fences!

You're voted off the Island!!!

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Doesn't look good @Autothrust Blue ...

Don't be a hater just because YOU can't make it look good.

 

[Seggy]

Don't be a hater just because YOU can't make it look good.

HAHAHAH, OOOOOHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, that right there is funny.

 

[ClarkGriswold]

Jeesh. It's a hat. Who cares.

 

[Seggy]

Not everyone lives in MSP where it is cool year round.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Not everyone lives in MSP where it is cool year round.

I wore a hat in Miami flying Hondos in the 100 degree heat and 100% humidity. Sack up Nancy boy.

 

[Seggy]

I wore a hat in Miami flying Hondos in the 100 degree heat and 100% humidity. Sack up Nancy boy.

Yeah, you are what, 5 feet tall? Us big guys sweat like men.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

What about hats without pants?

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Yeah, you are what, 5 feet tall? Us big guys sweat like men.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the sand rustling in your vagina.