AeroT
Well-Known Member
The Greatest Lies in Aviation
- I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
- Me? I've never busted minimums.
- We will be on time, maybe even early.
- Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
- I have no interest in flying for the airlines.
- I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.
- All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
- I'm a member of the mile high club.
- I only need glasses for reading.
- I broke out right at minimums.
- The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.
- Don't worry about the weight and balance — it'll fly.
- If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
- I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in a Lear.
- We shipped the part yesterday.
- All you have to do is follow the book.
- This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent.
- We in aviation are overpaid, underworked and well respected.
- Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.
- I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.
- No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized.
- Sure I can fly it — it has wings, doesn't it?
- We'll be home by lunchtime.
- Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.
- I'm always glad to see the FAA.
- We fly every day — we don't need recurrent training.
- It just came out of annual — how could anything be wrong?
- I thought YOU took care of that.
- I've got the field in sight.
- I've got the traffic in sight.
- Of course I know where we are.
- I'm SURE the gear was down.
