Szlooooka Award - Nominees being taken NOW!

Kristie

Kristie

Mama Bear....
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You tell us, we want to know.... who was the most interesting individual, the one that really stuck out, the life of the party, displayed the most effort with getting down with the group, hanging out with the crowd, talking to girls and/or boys, networked the most..blah blah blah....

The Szloooooka Award is not about getting *lucky* -> remember doug's phrase of "disease free" (we don't condone getting lucky in Vegas, that's up to you and is your own bizness,not ours)...but it is about personality, about effort in getting along with a bunch of folks you've only talked to via computer, about introducing yourself and letting it all go with the flow etc etc... This person could be boy or girl, married or single, straight or gay (we don't discriminate, we appreciate! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)....

the Szloooooka Award is a notariety award only - there is no prize, it is what it is - and it's for the most outstanding individual of the weekend (as a whole).

who is it that encompassed the true definition of what Network JC is/should be all about (definition via: networking & having a good time)?

We will choose the top 5 nominees and put a poll out 48 hrs from now (2 days). Please don't forget to tell us why this person should be nominated for the Szloooooka Award! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
I thought the Szlooooka award was for the biggest PLAYBOY!!

If it is how you described it I would have to say MikeD. He mingled the best, sharing his stories about his PHATTY plane, interested in what other people had to say, answered their questions, told us all about what Doug was like in College, provided us enough information so an easy LOR will come our way when we are ready, etc. ALso some of his stories were awesome; being put in a freezer, beaten up in survival school - to being invited to an all girls sorority party in Kansas cause college girls love guys that are not the radar!!!!

I can not attest to what he got up to that evening - I was too busy in the champagne room, but I am sure he was good company there.

Now to the PLAYBOY AWARD - spanking strippers, VIP rooms, bouncers getting the girls for us, hugs and kisses and bum touching for me, hooking my bros up (huh Kelly, you liked the one we got in the skirt - you should have seen his face), girls leaving naughty messages to my boys back in Socal. That sure beats whatever the security guards will let you get away with in the corner of a Vegas Hotel with some girl that no one here has commented on. Pretty dicy IMHO!
 
E-N was able to spend 95% of his time in the VIP or chamapgne room. Out of our 4 hour jaunt to the club we ended up seeing Iain for a good 20 minutes out of the whole time. I must say If you need someone to weed out the nasty strippers to find you a good one just call E-N and consider it done. Plus him and Ed hooked me up with a fatty cigar to smoke while there. Although you can be glad you werent with MikeD when he found out about you droppin six bills at the strip club.

Playboy Award = Iain

Szulka Award = JDflight

those are my nominations.
 
Only one small caveat - with the company that TonyW and JDFlight mistakenly ran into at the Paris Cotel Bar and $600, it could have gotten strangely 'interesting'! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Only one small caveat - with the company that TonyW and JDFlight mistakenly ran into at the Paris Cotel Bar and $600, it could have gotten strangely 'interesting'! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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So the Totty JDFlight, and TonyW were picking up were Hookers!?!?!?!
 
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Only one small caveat - with the company that TonyW and JDFlight mistakenly ran into at the Paris Cotel Bar and $600, it could have gotten strangely 'interesting'! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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LMAO!
 
Umm, I think they should be disaqualified from the Szlooooka Award for neglangence while picking up totty!!
 
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Playboy Award = Iain

Szulka Award = JDflight



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Szulka Award=jdflight

Runner up=Tonyw

Playboy Award=lain

Stifler Award=FL270

Gayest of All time award=That nasty ole dude at the Paris Hotel/Casino who was using the urinal beside me and looked over at my ___k and said wow thats pretty nice and kept smiling at me.


Matthew
 
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Gayest of All time award=That nasty ole dude at the Paris Hotel/Casino who was using the urinal beside me and looked over at my ***** and said wow thats pretty nice and kept smiling at me.

[/ QUOTE ] Geeez.. TMI eh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
I'm throwing in "Bumblebee" as a nomination. This cat emcompassed the spirit of NetworkJC. Excited about networking, worked the heck out of the crowd, floored about the simulator time and literally stopped traffic at karaoke. Holy cow! Singing the Satchmo at karaoke was straight up pimp and all the ladies (wives, bar flies, girlfriends, everyone, even Maximillian Genius) screamed.
 
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....are you two both on your laptops at the sametime again?


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Yup!
 
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Bumblebee's wife was friggin hot!!!!


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Mate for being gay you certainly liked the totty that was at JC. First Shortone's boobs, and now Bumblebee's wife -
 
Deep down inside, Max is still a man after all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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