Polar742
All the responsibility none of the authority
This conversation is held on April 22, 2009.
"LaGuardia Ground, Southwest 422, Gate 22 request push."
"Southwest 423, La-Gwadia. hold the push, traffic inbound."
....approximately 34 seconds later...
"LaGuardia Ground, Southwest 422, our pushback crew doesn't see any inbound traffic....can we push?"
"Southwest 422, welcome to La-Gwadia. Here's how things work. I run the ground. I really don't care what your push crew sees or not. There is a plane coming inbound. If you block the alley, we'll be holding planes over allentown. I'll call you back when you can push."
....20 minutes elapsed...
"Southwest 422, La-gwadia ground, cleared to push"
<no response>
"Southwest 422, La-Gwadia ground...."
<WN> "Southwest 422, go ahead..."
"Southwest 422, most people don't get second chances here, so listen up in the future. You're cleared to push call ready to taxi"
....3 mins later after they're running....
Sqwaaackccckcckk.....blloocckckk....
"Aircraft calling La-Gwadia, standby....American 1441 you're cleared to taxi Alpha, Bravo, hold short of 4....I guess that was Southwest calling. You boys need to learn how things work here. Taxi Alpha, Zulu hold short of Bravo"
"Southwest 422, you want us Alpha, Zulu? Was there a runway change in progress? We were expecting 13."
"Southwest, Alpha, Zulu, short of Bravo. I don't know how things work in your neck of the woods, but here, you get in line just like everyone else...."
If you think it wouldn't go down like that, you've never been there...
"LaGuardia Ground, Southwest 422, Gate 22 request push."
"Southwest 423, La-Gwadia. hold the push, traffic inbound."
....approximately 34 seconds later...
"LaGuardia Ground, Southwest 422, our pushback crew doesn't see any inbound traffic....can we push?"
"Southwest 422, welcome to La-Gwadia. Here's how things work. I run the ground. I really don't care what your push crew sees or not. There is a plane coming inbound. If you block the alley, we'll be holding planes over allentown. I'll call you back when you can push."
....20 minutes elapsed...
"Southwest 422, La-gwadia ground, cleared to push"
<no response>
"Southwest 422, La-Gwadia ground...."
<WN> "Southwest 422, go ahead..."
"Southwest 422, most people don't get second chances here, so listen up in the future. You're cleared to push call ready to taxi"
....3 mins later after they're running....
Sqwaaackccckcckk.....blloocckckk....
"Aircraft calling La-Gwadia, standby....American 1441 you're cleared to taxi Alpha, Bravo, hold short of 4....I guess that was Southwest calling. You boys need to learn how things work here. Taxi Alpha, Zulu hold short of Bravo"
"Southwest 422, you want us Alpha, Zulu? Was there a runway change in progress? We were expecting 13."
"Southwest, Alpha, Zulu, short of Bravo. I don't know how things work in your neck of the woods, but here, you get in line just like everyone else...."
If you think it wouldn't go down like that, you've never been there...