1. You are right. We can't guarantee you anything. What you may be guaranteed is preferential hiring status. In other words, if you are a fit with the company (and not everyone is...there are some who have finished the program who I could not in my life imagine working out here), you will be put at the top of the list to be called when there is a spot open. We don't want to be like certain other operations in the area, taking on too many instructors at once (having a job is great, but do you want 30 hours a month?). It's seasonal, too.
2. CFI program takes on average 3-5 weeks, and a lot of that will be waiting for the FSDO to get back to us. It's a couple weeks before you hear back from them (you're training in the meantime) and the ride is usually somewhere a week or two after that.
4. Scheduling is online, which is very convenient.
5. Planes are a) machines and b) not built by space aliens. Therefore, they break.

The mechs fix them, we fly. Usually in jig time, unless the engine has to be shipped out for overhaul or something.
6. The pass rate for the cfi program is excellent. I don't have a figure, but lemme put it this way. The FSDO out here has somewhat of a rogue inspector whose pride and joy is (was) his ZERO percent pass rate for CFI initials. Kellwolf passed that ride. Now, most of that was Steve...he's a great stick, but a good part of it came from the excellent prep he got from our Chief here. Most people have a great experience and leave the ride with a pass and are very happy.
7. There is a bunch of students.