One of my favorite all-time airplanes, so many memories with the awesome crews. Anytime they'd thank me, I'd thank them back for marsupials, Tim Tams, keeping huntsman spiders isolated from the rest of humanity, anything but for Fosters. When I thanked them for Fosters once, an angry old captain came back with "Naw mate, Fosters is piss water! We don't drink that crap. We drink Victoria Bitter". A Qantas 747 was also the most likely aircraft to greet you with a big fat "AHOY", regardless of who they were talking to, and to recite pirate facts/jokes when no one asked for them. Even to SFO Tower\Ground who never knew where to respond or why the hell it kept happening. Also big fans of Shark Week. The engineers at SFO were some of the coolest people I've ever worked with, they would use the callsign "Vegemite Deluxe" with the 747, and "Vegemite Supreme" for the 787. One of them was a spotter and I'd send him in loops all around the ramp area to get cool pictures of stuff from the elevated 747 cockpit when there was no other traffic. The Qantas managers were awesome too and I probably had more fun in their office\airplanes than most of them did. A damn shame that 2 days after Qantas said flights from SFO-MEL\BNE would be replaced by an upgrade of SYD-SFO back to the 747 which left months earlier the strategy changed to, "Actually, literally no one is flying so we're gonna go ahead and retire these things and just stop flying to SFO".
I'll miss sitting there in silence then occasionally getting jarred back awake by an emphatic "Oiiiiiiiiii!" when Qantas was ready. For some reason, the 787 crews were rarely non-standard unlike folks on the bigger jet, so that witty and fun atmosphere is mostly gone with the 747s.
KLM 747 pilots were also cooler than most of the other crews, and damn would they taxi that thing like it was a CRJ and they could fit anywhere., but the Qantas 747 and it's crews will always be my favorite.
