WillNotFly4Food
Well-Known Member
One of our managers has collected these over the years. Careful what you say to flight service.
SLC UA /OV SLC-CDC/TM 1607/FL260/TP E120/TB NEG/RM GROUND SPEED 420KTS NEG TURB DURGD INTO CDC
CDC UUA /OV SLC-CDC/TM 0332/FLUNKN/TP E120/TB CONT MOD OCNL SEV BLO FL260/RM HAD SOME SCREAMERS IN THE BACK
RAP UA /OV EIN/TM 0233/FLUNKN/TP PA28/SK CLR/TB SMTH/RM CAVU BEST WX IN FORTY YEARS
BOI UA /OV BOI090100/TM 0135/FL065/TP P28R/TB NEG/RM PILOT SAID "IT JUSTS LOOKS FUNKY"
CIC UA /OV CIC/TM 1554/FL070/TP C340/SK BASES 070/RM POCKETS OF MIGRATING GEESE ON TOPS OF LAYER NORTHBOUND
SAN UA /OV MZB330010/TM 2215/FL030/TP UKN/RM BLIMP W/ METAL CAGE FLOATING NW OVR SAN (ESCAPED SEAWORLD)
HND UA /OV HND 225016/TM 1630/FL025/TP UNKN/WV 20020G32/RM OG 0L7 PERSON REPORTS "HAWK FLYING BACKWARDS=
SMX UA /OV GLJ/TM 1637/FL045/TP P28A/TB NEG/RM "SLICKER THAN SNOT"
PVU UA /OV PVU350005/TM 1433/FL055/TP BALL/WV 150005/TB SMTH/RM SFC WINDS LGT AND VRBL. ACFT TYPE BALLOON. HAVING MORE FUN THAN DESERVED=
SUN UUA /OV HLE/TM 2107/FL120/TP SW3/SK IMC/IC SVR/RM ACFT ENCOUNTERED SVR ICING CAUSING BOTH ENGINES TO STOP, ABLE TO RESTART
Probably wouldn't have recieved that last one if they didn't...
SLC UA /OV SLC-CDC/TM 1607/FL260/TP E120/TB NEG/RM GROUND SPEED 420KTS NEG TURB DURGD INTO CDC
CDC UUA /OV SLC-CDC/TM 0332/FLUNKN/TP E120/TB CONT MOD OCNL SEV BLO FL260/RM HAD SOME SCREAMERS IN THE BACK
RAP UA /OV EIN/TM 0233/FLUNKN/TP PA28/SK CLR/TB SMTH/RM CAVU BEST WX IN FORTY YEARS
BOI UA /OV BOI090100/TM 0135/FL065/TP P28R/TB NEG/RM PILOT SAID "IT JUSTS LOOKS FUNKY"
CIC UA /OV CIC/TM 1554/FL070/TP C340/SK BASES 070/RM POCKETS OF MIGRATING GEESE ON TOPS OF LAYER NORTHBOUND
SAN UA /OV MZB330010/TM 2215/FL030/TP UKN/RM BLIMP W/ METAL CAGE FLOATING NW OVR SAN (ESCAPED SEAWORLD)
HND UA /OV HND 225016/TM 1630/FL025/TP UNKN/WV 20020G32/RM OG 0L7 PERSON REPORTS "HAWK FLYING BACKWARDS=
SMX UA /OV GLJ/TM 1637/FL045/TP P28A/TB NEG/RM "SLICKER THAN SNOT"
PVU UA /OV PVU350005/TM 1433/FL055/TP BALL/WV 150005/TB SMTH/RM SFC WINDS LGT AND VRBL. ACFT TYPE BALLOON. HAVING MORE FUN THAN DESERVED=
SUN UUA /OV HLE/TM 2107/FL120/TP SW3/SK IMC/IC SVR/RM ACFT ENCOUNTERED SVR ICING CAUSING BOTH ENGINES TO STOP, ABLE TO RESTART
Probably wouldn't have recieved that last one if they didn't...