Ornstein Song

davetheflyer

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This was posted on the ACA ALPA boards.
Someone has a little too much time on his hands.


No Johnny O

sung to the tune of Chuck berry's Johnny B. Goode

Way out west in Phoenix in the desert sun,
A little man rides his scooter eating sticky buns
He wants to play with airplanes like the big boys do
And he wants to pull out the carpet from under you -
He never really learned how to treat employees well,
And he couldn't turn a profit with a Taco Bell

No no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
We ain't working for you!

Insider trading tactics are his best technique,
But he swears he's not some wanna be Lorenzo creep
He's lying to our shareholders about the cash he'll hoard
and nominating buddies to replace our board
And then he wants to pull apart our family'
And make us part of regional monopoly

No no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no No Johnny O, no
We ain't working for you!

Well lemme tell ya Johnny you re a sorry sport
Just see what happens when we take your butt to court
We're sorry you're not gonna get just what you want,
But we got a better business plan than you can flaunt
And after you recover from this major shock
You can trade you motorcycles for Atlantic stock!!!

No no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
No Johnny O, no
We ain't working for you
 
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