Naked pax on USAir flight

Some days I really miss flying.... and other days, not so much.

Reading this, makes today one of the "not so much" days.
 
They diverted?

Wow! We had someone go to "third base" on a couple of different flights so we just gawked and ridiculed them! ;)
 
Stomp16 said:
What, no home-runs?
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I'm sure we've had plenty of those.

I was flying DFW to LAS on New Years eve back in 2000. The A-line (basically the lead flight attendant who works the front cabin) calls up and says, "Crack the door and look at 1B".

This was back in the old days when having the cockpit door open wasn't that big of a deal so the captain nodded, I reached over my left shoulder and "folded" the door open.

Low and behold, two people of the "quality" (or lack thereof) of HBO's "Real Sex" are sitting there "manually" pleasuring one another.

Now if it were two good looking, in-shape people, it'd have been one thing, but my gosh, it was like late middle-aged elementary school cafeteria worker versus "Coast to Coast w/Art Bell" aficionado.

Not pretty.

About 20 minutes later, since the couple didn't eat, we were offered their first class meals.

I declined.
 
Doug Taylor said:
I'm sure we've had plenty of those.

I was flying DFW to LAS on New Years eve back in 2000. The A-line (basically the lead flight attendant who works the front cabin) calls up and says, "Crack the door and look at 1B".

This was back in the old days when having the cockpit door open wasn't that big of a deal so the captain nodded, I reached over my left shoulder and "folded" the door open.

Low and behold, two people of the "quality" (or lack thereof) of HBO's "Real Sex" are sitting there "manually" pleasuring one another.

Now if it were two good looking, in-shape people, it'd have been one thing, but my gosh, it was like late middle-aged elementary school cafeteria worker versus "Coast to Coast w/Art Bell" aficionado.

Not pretty.

About 20 minutes later, since the couple didn't eat, we were offered their first class meals.

I declined.
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Weak stomach:)
 
Doug Taylor said:
I'm sure we've had plenty of those.

I was flying DFW to LAS on New Years eve back in 2000. The A-line (basically the lead flight attendant who works the front cabin) calls up and says, "Crack the door and look at 1B".

This was back in the old days when having the cockpit door open wasn't that big of a deal so the captain nodded, I reached over my left shoulder and "folded" the door open.

Low and behold, two people of the "quality" (or lack thereof) of HBO's "Real Sex" are sitting there "manually" pleasuring one another.

Now if it were two good looking, in-shape people, it'd have been one thing, but my gosh, it was like late middle-aged elementary school cafeteria worker versus "Coast to Coast w/Art Bell" aficionado.

Not pretty.

About 20 minutes later, since the couple didn't eat, we were offered their first class meals.

I declined.
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Ugghhh yuck! What happens on the airplane to Vegas, stays in . . . . . your mind as a repressed, unwanted thought. Wash my eyes please. :)
 
I think theres a group called "Naked Air" who gets together and charters a plane once a year for some trip. You guys can look for the site yourself, the pictures aren't pretty and I don't wait to kill the mood for tonight before it even begins.
 
Doug Taylor said:
They diverted?

Wow! We had someone go to "third base" on a couple of different flights so we just gawked and ridiculed them! ;)
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Per the article they diverted for an unrelated medical issue.


I had an FA call up and tell me there was a couple getting it on in the aft lav. Anybody who's been on a CRJ knows that there is no room to do anything in a lav so apparently the back half of the gentleman (and I use the term loosely) was sticking out into the aisle. The FA had gone back and asked them to stop and they'd told her to F off. I ended up making a PA to the extent that we were expected a bit of turbulence and we needed ALL passengers in their seats with their seatbelt fastened... now. I then added in (and worried I was going to get in trouble for it for the next month) "and sir... she's faking it." It was funny at the time but probably not all that professional. Eh. Oh well.
 
BobDDuck said:
Per the article they diverted for an unrelated medical issue.


I had an FA call up and tell me there was a couple getting it on in the aft lav. Anybody who's been on a CRJ knows that there is no room to do anything in a lav so apparently the back half of the gentleman (and I use the term loosely) was sticking out into the aisle. The FA had gone back and asked them to stop and they'd told her to F off. I ended up making a PA to the extent that we were expected a bit of turbulence and we needed ALL passengers in their seats with their seatbelt fastened... now. I then added in (and worried I was going to get in trouble for it for the next month) "and sir... she's faking it." It was funny at the time but probably not all that professional. Eh. Oh well.
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Well that is funny, I don't want to be the passenger in the aisle seat next to the lav. Not fun having some stranger smacking you in the face.:crazy:
 
juan valdez said:
Can I send you the doctor bill for when I go to the ER after I gouge my eyes out?
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I'm telling you guys, the "Mile High Club" sounds a lot saucier in theory than practice.

Probably like watching 'girl on girl' action on a porn movie and then seeing two actual true-to-life, no-holds-barred, non "two drunk college co-eds dying for attention at a frat party" lesbians go at it in person.

A looooooot different! :)

For some reason, I think I'm going to get in trouble for this post.
 
Doug Taylor said:
Probably like watching 'girl on girl' action on a porn movie and then seeing two actual true-to-life, no-holds-barred, non "two drunk college co-eds dying for attention at a frat party" lesbians go at it in person.
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Don't you dare ruin that image for me!!!
 
Sorry brotha! :)

Quite a few here in Scottsdale and my wife is kind of tall so you can see them eyeball her in the grocery store.
 
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