Get a Caravan. Plenty of room back there. Or a Shorts.
Yes, according to the Bible Belters I'm also well on my way to Hades. Just put a nice "Shadows Fall" sticker on my truck to compliment the Killswitch Engage sticker. They must REALLY love the Slipknot sticker on my flight case.
My g/f and I were driving up I-65 a couple of weeks ago after a weekend in Gulf Shores, AL. Saw a billboard on the side of the freeway basically telling you to go to Church or else Satan will get you! Yawn, yeah. Another one had a list of things to do to save your soul. Too bad I was driving so fast that I couldn't read it.
These people need lives. No, better yet, they need to stay inside and never ever ever ever come out. Ugh ... can't wait til I get back to PHX.