Mile High Club Might Need Some Pilots

I didn't think Tallahassee was too bad. True if you leave campus it can be pretty religious but hell I went skinny dipping for the first time whan I was a student there. Can't be all bad.
 
Loved Tallahassee layovers near the campus. Walk around the campus and see "the sights". Then campus security asked me to leave. D'oh!
 
Ya, the "sights" are great.... I'd definitely have to agree that "campus" is about as far from religious as it gets. Ive done and seen things here that I'll probably never see or do again.


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We got 2 of em, for the next time you guys are in town:

-"Club" Publix

-And one of the bars in town...Bullwinkles
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Goog God! Bullwinkles is still there? That place will never close.

Do people still do the Tennessee Waltz on their 21st birthday?
 
So getting back to this topic...

I am writing a business plan (because I sort of like writing them) and I was wondering what you guys feel would be a good airplane for this kind of company.

I would want something that is single engine (to minimize fuel and maintenance costs) and per haps a 6 seater so that you could convert the 4 seats in the back into something a bit more comfortable. It doesn't need to be fast, although a good climb rate would be good as well as the ability to carry 4 250 pound people. ( I know, it should only need to carry 3 but some people may be a little more adventurous...)

What would be best for meeting this requirement?
 
I'm going to have to shoot down <rimshot> your idea here.

The idea of the kinds of people who would take these flights breeding should terrify you.

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You notice I said 250 pound people....
How are these possible business names...

Whale in the sky charter???

Toothless airways?

Trailer in the air?
 
I'm thinking something with no carpeting, and a drain in the bottom of the cabin.

Know why?

So that after each flight, you could just burn the mattress covering and hose down the interior.

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Get a Caravan. Plenty of room back there. Or a Shorts.

Yes, according to the Bible Belters I'm also well on my way to Hades. Just put a nice "Shadows Fall" sticker on my truck to compliment the Killswitch Engage sticker. They must REALLY love the Slipknot sticker on my flight case.

My g/f and I were driving up I-65 a couple of weeks ago after a weekend in Gulf Shores, AL. Saw a billboard on the side of the freeway basically telling you to go to Church or else Satan will get you! Yawn, yeah. Another one had a list of things to do to save your soul. Too bad I was driving so fast that I couldn't read it.

These people need lives. No, better yet, they need to stay inside and never ever ever ever come out. Ugh ... can't wait til I get back to PHX.
 
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I about got run over doing that.

I really think you could make some good money with an operation like that in the right place. I am thinking maybe Myrtle Beach. It is the Redneck Riviera. There are lots of folks who would be willing to be late on a trailer payment to join the mile high club. Yeah it is kinda gross but I think I could get over the gross factor. I can't wait to start looking for investors.
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Just as long as you are willing to deal with bow wow instead of bow chica wow wow.

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Maybe a 210T for the smaller flights. I like the Caravan idea, though. Should be able to toss a queen size bed in that thing.
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Maybe a 210T for the smaller flights. I like the Caravan idea, though. Should be able to toss a queen size bed in that thing.
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Caravan would cost too much.

Need to get one of those other vans that this company makes. I can't remember the name but it can haul plenty and uses a 300 HP Lycoming I believe.

Could get a Cherokee 6 for the peopel that would be able to fit width wise. It can haul anything you put in it.
 
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Just as long as you are willing to deal with bow wow instead of bow chica wow wow.

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And a three-pointer!
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Oh my gaud! Sex is SO sinful! Oh how dare someone ever have sex at all! Or even talk about it!

LOL...

Hey speaking of sex, I wonder how much extra for a threesome flight?
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I was looking at some aviation magazine in Thomaston, Ga airport KOPN and they were advertising a company in atlanta actually called the mile high flights or something near it. They had taken a cherokee six, did a little remodeling and put a bed in it. They were either charging 265 or 295 an hour for a cherokee six, a bed, and a curtosy bottle of champagne.
 
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