man masburbates on AA flight to Paris

[Zapphod Beblebrox]

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...g-boycott-over-man-masturbating-on-plane.html

 

[Finny]

Thanks a lot Bin Laden...

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Until they install a "no beatin it" sign I refuse to change my behavior.

 

[Roger Roger]

And I was sure @jskibo didnt fly AAL.

 

[jskibo]

And I was sure @jskibo didnt fly AAL.

yeah i rubbed AA off my list

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Someone posted this in the wrong forum...

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Until they install a "no beatin it" sign I refuse to change my behavior.

The sign needs to read "no batin". That way the average PAX will understand.

Here's an Idiocracy reference since this movie basically predicts the future:

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[ahw01]

Sex offender? Some people really need to adjust their expectations in life.

 

[fholbert]

In the old days there was a smoking section on airlines. Just saying...

 

[Adler]

check in please @ChasenSFO

 

[av8tr1]

In the old days there was a smoking section on airlines. Just saying...

I'm all for a coed special seating section. We could call it the 1/2 mile high section. You know becuase you only need one to tango.

(Ironically writing this waiting for a AA Flight)

 

[jskibo]

I'm all for a coed special seating section. We could call it the 1/2 mile high section. You know becuase you only need one to tango.

(Ironically writing this waiting for a AA Flight)

Don't let them take AAdvantage of you

 

[Itchy]

Too bad. In the good ol days six decades ago, they would have let him up front to get some stick time.

 

[ppragman]

In the old days there was a smoking section on airlines. Just saying...

If it's smoking you're going too fast!

 

[av8tr1]

If it's smoking you're going too fast!

That's awesome! You win the internet for the day!

 

[JordanD]

check in please @ChasenSFO

If it had been NRT or HKG, maybe. He's safe.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

If it had been LAS or FAT, maybe. He's safe.

FIFY

 

[derg]

Note to self, don't bring passenger to galley to explain "Just so you know what happened while you were comfortably sleeping" next time.

Problem solved.

 

[ShyFlyer]

 

[NickH]

Why can't he use the airplane lavatory like a normal person?