Man caught "testing" his brakes on RWY

[melax]

I don' t know if it belongs here or in the humor section but it is indeed funny news...

http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/...ap_mandoingdoughnutsonrunwayaccusedofdui.html

 

[fast89pony]

Wow...

 

[MQAAord]

There be some stoopid people in this world....




(The above grammar & spelling mistakes are intentional )

 

[minitour]

That's how they get mu reports at the beav...

-mini

 

[Firebird2XC]

I loved how he said he had authorization from the Feds to do that.

Let's just include some false statements at THAT level, too?

He'll have fun in prison playing human toilet. A pity it won't make him smarter.

 

[Goodspeed]

"...but officer I was just reporting the braking action."

 

[Josh7]

Haha good post

 

[tlewis95]

He actually made it to the runway?

We had a guy get caught doing them on our ramp last year.

Skidmarks are still there too.

 

[fast89pony]

Officer: "Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Guy: "Nil."

 

[falconvalley]

Officer: "Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Guy: "Nil."

lol

 

[inside0ut]

Yeah, Its not hard to get on the runways at BVI.

Some have said that while drinking, its easy to climb on top of the old rotating beacon and ride that too.


But I would have no knowledge of that.

 

[Roger, Roger]

Some tool did that at one of the local non-towered airports we often use for landing practice. While he was at it, he destroyed half the runway lights.
In case someone still thinks doing this is funny....
http://www.ocala.com/article/20080126/BREAKING_NEWS/30775910/1053/BREAKING_NEWS

 

[casey]

Some tool did that at one of the local non-towered airports we often use for landing practice. While he was at it, he destroyed half the runway lights.
In case someone still thinks doing this is funny....
http://www.ocala.com/article/20080126/BREAKING_NEWS/30775910/1053/BREAKING_NEWS

apples to oranges.

drunk donuts == funny

killing yourself while managing to blow up an $80,000 car 15 ft off the ground == natural selection

 

[Roger, Roger]

Yeah, drunk donuts on an airport are HILARIOUS when they also take out runway lights. I bet they'd be REAL funny if you were coming out of an approach to mins at night, too.

 

[casey]

Yeah, drunk donuts on an airport are HILARIOUS when they also take out runway lights. I bet they'd be REAL funny if you were coming out of an approach to mins at night, too.

go around, max thrust, flaps 9

 

[contactground.9]

Some tool did that at one of the local non-towered airports we often use for landing practice. While he was at it, he destroyed half the runway lights.
In case someone still thinks doing this is funny....
http://www.ocala.com/article/20080126/BREAKING_NEWS/30775910/1053/BREAKING_NEWS

Thats a pretty incredible crash they had there..

Also.. that article was so redundant I feel like I read it twice..