Rosstafari
Hello, this is Orlando mayor Buddy Dyer
So I'm down here in Orlando doing some training for jetBlue. I'm on week two, and the boredom is starting to set in. I know there are plenty of you on here that have years to decades of living out of hotels, so I'm appealing to the JC community for advice on what to do to pass the time.
So far I've tried:
1. Drinking.
2. Making a game out of seeing how close I come come to my $38 per diem without going over. I don't think they've always appreciated 47 cent tips, but don't hate the player -- hate the game.
3. Drinking.
4. B movie marathons. Logan's Run was good to me. Starship Troopers 2 was not.
5. Mastu-- uh, I mean, drinking.
6. Exercise. This has actually turned out pretty well, as I've already lost 3-4 pounds, despite the increase in my alcohol consumption.
7. Taking the hotel shuttle to everywhere it goes. Turns out that Walmart here is, unsurprisingly, the same as Walmart everywhere else.
8. Facebooking people who I haven't spoken to in years. Most probably would've preferred my continuing to not speak to them.
9. Laundry by hand, just because it took up more time than using the machine.
10. Sitting in on the various meetings and mini-conventions that've come through here. I've already learned the grievances of the local union (but no idea what particular line of work they represented), seen the latest in heart stints, and have discovered exciting new ways to reinvest my retirement money with a group of New Yorkers here for one of those timeshare-esque deals.
11. Did I mention drinking?
12. JetCareers.com. Oh, the humanity.
I'm on a pretty tight budget, so I can't just head over to Disneyworld to pick a fight with Mickey -- unless I hop on the bus. Wait, that might be idea #13.
Ideas? Suggestions? Help a brother out here; I'm losing my mind.
So far I've tried:
1. Drinking.
2. Making a game out of seeing how close I come come to my $38 per diem without going over. I don't think they've always appreciated 47 cent tips, but don't hate the player -- hate the game.
3. Drinking.
4. B movie marathons. Logan's Run was good to me. Starship Troopers 2 was not.
5. Mastu-- uh, I mean, drinking.
6. Exercise. This has actually turned out pretty well, as I've already lost 3-4 pounds, despite the increase in my alcohol consumption.
7. Taking the hotel shuttle to everywhere it goes. Turns out that Walmart here is, unsurprisingly, the same as Walmart everywhere else.
8. Facebooking people who I haven't spoken to in years. Most probably would've preferred my continuing to not speak to them.
9. Laundry by hand, just because it took up more time than using the machine.
10. Sitting in on the various meetings and mini-conventions that've come through here. I've already learned the grievances of the local union (but no idea what particular line of work they represented), seen the latest in heart stints, and have discovered exciting new ways to reinvest my retirement money with a group of New Yorkers here for one of those timeshare-esque deals.
11. Did I mention drinking?
12. JetCareers.com. Oh, the humanity.
I'm on a pretty tight budget, so I can't just head over to Disneyworld to pick a fight with Mickey -- unless I hop on the bus. Wait, that might be idea #13.
Ideas? Suggestions? Help a brother out here; I'm losing my mind.