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Boris Badenov

Boris Badenov

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I'm off to work like a fieldhand for CK's evil empire. But at least I get to boss Gulley around.

Plus it looks like I'm at least a couple of decades older than anyone else there, so I can also inflict all sorts of "back in my day" BS on them about how we rode horses to the airport and navigated via flag semaphore.

Seriously, I'm thrilled, and this is a case where there's no question but that it happened because of JC. "JC, it worked for me!"
 
In all sober (but not for long...I'll start figuring out what to do with all of my crap TOMORROW) earnest, I'm really excited about the opportunity. One of the dangers of a cush ambo job is the "golden handcuffs" effect...hard to leave, but you don't want to stay forever. CK (with what I think was a big assist from everyone's favorite JC "Swedish" Bikini-Inspector) has solved that for me, and I am very grateful.

But ask me again on day 14 of my first tour... ;)
 
Boris Badenov said:
I'm off to work like a fieldhand for CK's evil empire. But at least I get to boss Gulley around.

Plus it looks like I'm at least a couple of decades older than anyone else there, so I can also inflict all sorts of "back in my day" BS on them about how we rode horses to the airport and navigated via flag semaphore.

Seriously, I'm thrilled, and this is a case where there's no question but that it happened because of JC. "JC, it worked for me!"
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Congrats! That's awesome.
 
Jeez, I forgot to knock on wooden head and add the required "if I pass training" caveat. I AM getting old. Wait, what was I talking about? Who are you people? Where's my Tapioca?
 
Well make sure to utilize plenty of this stuff and you should be ok.... as long as you can find your diaper.
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Cherry Bourbon and Cherry Metamucil. That's perfect.

Although if you've actually ever drunk any of that pseudo-bourbon swill, we're Enemies for Life.

I'm going to assume that you're just having some fun and don't want to die tonight.
 
Boris Badenov said:
Cherry Bourbon and Cherry Metamucil. That's perfect.

Although if you've actually ever drunk any of that pseudo-bourbon swill, we're Enemies for Life.

I'm going to assume that you're just having some fun and don't want to die tonight.
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I'm a straight Beam drinker... no mixers... just Bourbon. If I wanted cherry bourbon (which I don't) I'd put cherries in my bourbon. That being said I'd rather drink Red Stag than a Cosmo/ Fuzzy Navel or any of the other myriad of fruity drinks out there... I'm a manly man... hair on my chest, swagger in my step, and a penchant for bacon.
 
I stepped off after you said you drink Beam straight. You're tougher than I am. Although you might want to get your liver checked out. Or maybe just replaced.
 
DPApilot said:
Or you can jut man up and have another scotch with me. The 21 is waiting for you now that you accepted the offer of employment.
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Scotch is a refined mans drink.... I am an untamed wilde-man.
Boris Badenov said:
I stepped off after you said you drink Beam straight. You're tougher than I am. Although you might want to get your liver checked out. Or maybe just replaced.
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The Beam chases the cancer away.... and if it doesn't it'll help me deal with the pain of chemo.
 
I'm reluctant to step out of the shadows but this all sounds like a reason to celebrate if I only understood what the heck happened.

The success of a fellow bird man is always a reason for happiness.

So…a guy got a job in an "evil empire" where being a couple of decades older allows him to boss around some guy named Gulley while flying with another guy named DPApilot ? And this is mostly good…right ?

However, there's the risk of "golden handcuffs" but this is abated by a "Swedish" Bikini-Inspector ? OK, I was concerned for a moment but I can see there's no cause for alarm.

We won't know anything for sure until the end of some 14 day tour ? And the guy is getting older and having to take Metamucil ? OK, here's where I can offer advice: Metamucil is vile stuff. Citrucel, sugar-free, is much better…blue cap.

By the way, there's nothing wrong with tapioca. And it all makes perfect sense now. :biggrin:
 
bafanguy said:
By the way, there's nothing wrong with tapioca. And it all makes perfect sense now. :biggrin:
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Heh. Yes, I see that there's a bit of "code" here. I'm going to work for @CK and with @DPApilot. They're both about 10 years old, but CK's like that kid in "Dune"...you know, physically 10 but the intellect of some malfeasant alien accidentally awoken from his slumber in Antarctica after thousands of years. And Gulley is, well. You know, basically harmless. Unless you're a putatively Swedish chick in Las Vegas, in which case, run don't walk.
 
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