In Flight Porn? A little "creative"

WacoFan said:
I have never understood why they sell porn at the airport. Who would bring that onboard? What good is a stroke mag with a hundred plus people around?
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Go to the lav, shut the door...and what you do in there is none of my business. Just be sure to use your towel to wipe any fluids off the surfaces of the lav before you leave it.
 
SpiraMirabilis said:
Has anyone considered the real threat this represents? IN FLIGHT JETCAREERS.
Imagine if this gets placed on regional aircraft.

CA: "Flaps 15, landing checks."
FO: "BOGGLE. I need to finish this post about how some other guy is an unsafe pilot for taking his shoulder harnesses off below 10,000ft."
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And the other reason why I think you're wrong....wait, hold on, I gotta land this thing.
 
tonyw said:
Go to the lav, shut the door...and what you do in there is none of my business. Just be sure to use your towel to wipe any fluids off the surfaces of the lav before you leave it.
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As I was reading all the replies I was thinking this the whole time :laff:. Yeah, the lavs are too small to fit 1 skinny person with a lap top. So the mag is still going to sell! lol, Now you have to wait for the person doing #2 AND the next in line stroker with the mag tucked under his shirt! By that time you are on the ground. BTW ...have you done this before, tonyw? Was that you making me wait in line suffering on the way to DFW last Thursday? :sarcasm: I hate the thought of having it just wiped. Bring some bleach also at least! Geee, never going to the jet bathroom again after this thought.
 
Mad Doggy Dog said:
Man, that's my favorite website!


This one time............on crew rest.....

And old lady sits next to me and says, "Say sonny, you look like a player. How'd you like to see my my breasts?"

Sure, I replied.

So she hiked up her skirt.





Ba dum!

Thanks.... I'll be here all week!
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Try the veal and tip your waitresses generously. :D
 
Doug Taylor said:
Nah, wouldn't make a difference at all. Whose going to tell bighoohahs.com that he's got to change it to bighoohahs.xxx? How do you enforce that? You can't.
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Speaking of which, I thought this was priceless. I try to pull up some random page at work, and get this:

The Site You Are Trying To Access Is Prohibited​

Category of Blocked URL: "Education"​

Monitoring of Your Internet Activity is Being Performed​
 
88MPH said:
Speaking of which, I thought this was priceless. I try to pull up some random page at work, and get this:

The Site You Are Trying To Access Is Prohibited​

Category of Blocked URL: "Education"​

Monitoring of Your Internet Activity is Being Performed​
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If they say they are monitoring your internet activity, send them this in the URL: Peek-a-boo!!! you're it!
 
WalterSobchak said:
They still sell Hustler and Swank in the airport so what the big deal? As long as no one is "roughing up the suspect" in front of every one nothing has changed. Plus a lot of people have porn on their ipods and i phones already.
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"Roughing the suspect" eeegads... Something tells me that this has nothing to do with TSA.
 
splash said:
Now you have to wait for the person doing #2 AND the next in line stroker with the mag tucked under his shirt!
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I figure it doesn't take any longer than the guy who takes the sports section into the lav with him.

I guess you could say it's just a different kind of sport.:cool:
 
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