Re: I don\'t feel so embarassed about \"Song\" anymore
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Gaydos Presents to all of his Peeps Another Not Quite Top 10 List.
United Airlines has announced it has a new corporate offspring. United has named its new low-cost air carrier "Ted Airlines."
Top 11 Slogans for Ted Airlines.
11. Ted Airlines - Our service is Toto Boffo.
10. Ted Airlines - Our pilots know how to take off but don't know how to land.
9. Ted Airlines - We don't suck from 12:30 to 3.
8. Ted Airlines - Fully equipped with parachutes for crying babies.
7. Ted Airlines - On long flights, we'll be known as Theodore Airlines.
6. Ted Airlines - Official airline of has-been washed up talk show hosts.
5. Ted Airlines - Conservatives sit near the right wing. Libererals sit near the left wing.
4. Ted Airlines - We'll frisk you before, during and after the flight.
3. Ted Airlines - Our pilots are drunk too.
2. Ted Airlines - We're all about the bling bling.
1. Ted Airlines - In-flight headphones play Ted's best radio moments (program is 3 minutes long and will repeat)
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taken off of 620 KTAR website cuz they're talking about it on the radio right now..