I don't feel so embarassed about "Song" anymore

pilot602

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Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaahhaha.

Whooooooo. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.

That has to be the goofiest thing EVAR!
 

pilot602

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Actually I'm surprised they didn't call it "Uni Ted" (as in One Ted) ... har har
 

Derg

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Do you think if the pilots ever got in trouble that the headlines would read: "BusTED"?
 

pilot602

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I'd run it ...

But, then, I can be an @$$ sometimes.
 

Derg

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TED is short for uniTED.
 

Derg

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In light of me picking on the name "Song" a few months ago, do you guys think it would be fair to spark up some euphemisms for "Ted"?
 

Kristie

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[ QUOTE ]
EVAR

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UHHHHH EV E R!!!!!!

hahahahha sorry - i just couldn't resist that (there's lots of things i can't resist though...haha)...

that is THE funniest plane I think I've seen in a VERY long time... dunno if i wanna fly something that goofy looking!!

how about - corrupTED...
 

pilot602

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I know it's spelled with an "e" ... I was being a smart aleck ...
 

tonyw

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Now if we could just get US Airways to start up a LCC called "Bill."

That would be "most excellent."
 

Skinnah

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I would fly it in a second.

Question:
With this new LCO and United expecting to have 40 A320's for TED by the end of 2004. Do they just recall some of their furloghed pilots to fly TED or will they be hiring? I'm not sure how this stuff works maybe its dumb question.
 

Derg

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Re: I don\'t feel so embarassed about \"Song\" anymore

Same pilots, same airplanes, but just the currently fashionable "LCC carrier" tag that'll make people think they're flying something different.
 

gay_pilot18

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Okay guys and gals.... it isn't exactly all that bad looking. Everyone know what that I have P.O.D.A (Property of Delta Airlines) firmly stamped on my a$$.

So I'm usually very bias toward all things Delta (some of you in here jus might have noticed). But as ugly as the TED livery is it looks a hella alot better then SONG's.....


Everett Washington
(my real name)
 

Kristie

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[ QUOTE ]
Gaydos Presents to all of his Peeps Another Not Quite Top 10 List.

United Airlines has announced it has a new corporate offspring. United has named its new low-cost air carrier "Ted Airlines."

Top 11 Slogans for Ted Airlines.

11. Ted Airlines - Our service is Toto Boffo.

10. Ted Airlines - Our pilots know how to take off but don't know how to land.

9. Ted Airlines - We don't suck from 12:30 to 3.

8. Ted Airlines - Fully equipped with parachutes for crying babies.

7. Ted Airlines - On long flights, we'll be known as Theodore Airlines.

6. Ted Airlines - Official airline of has-been washed up talk show hosts.

5. Ted Airlines - Conservatives sit near the right wing. Libererals sit near the left wing.

4. Ted Airlines - We'll frisk you before, during and after the flight.

3. Ted Airlines - Our pilots are drunk too.

2. Ted Airlines - We're all about the bling bling.

1. Ted Airlines - In-flight headphones play Ted's best radio moments (program is 3 minutes long and will repeat)


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taken off of 620 KTAR website cuz they're talking about it on the radio right now..
 

MedFlyer

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The planes aren't that ugly...at least there's no spermatoza on the tail.

However the name is simply awful. I guess they could use famous guys named Ted to do their promos:

Ted Kaczyinski
"Fly Ted, it's da' bomb."

Ted Bundy:
"Fly Ted, you'll make a killing on the low fares."
 

Derg

New Arizona, Il Duce/Warlord
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Re: I don\'t feel so embarassed about \"Song\" anymore

Hon? Are you a Gaydos peep now?
 
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