How to Buy ETFs and Stocks

drunkenbeagle

Gang Member
Lots of topics here about investment advice, and the guidance from @ATN_Pilot and the chief beagle probably sounds like a broken record. That stated for the record, I realized that it would be good to explain how one would actually do this, as it is more complicated in practice than it should be.

1. What type of account?

In nearly all cases, if you want to put away money outside of a 401k and you make less than 60k/year, you want a ROTH IRA. If you make more than that, you probably still want a Roth IRA, but an ordinary brokerage account is fine too. In any case, open both types of account. They are handy to have.

2. Where to open the account?

Anyplace with low fees. In the modern era, there is no reason to pay a dime in commissions or fees for any of this. Fidelity, Schwab, ETrade and TD are all generally good, but you need to look at the fees carefully. Any retail bank you have a checking account with is probably a ripoff, as is anyplace with an investment advisor (Edward Jones, Chase, etc, even worse)

3) What to buy.

We say index equity ETFs without explaining that much. These are like mutual funds, but they trade on the stock market like stocks. They are also better for taxes for other reasons, and we are really only concerned with a few of them. When you read S&P 500 index, this isn't actually something you can buy. The SPY and SPX are the most well known ETFs that track the S&P500, but not generally the best choice to own directly. Every major investment house has some clone of the SPY. Blackrock calls theirs the IVV, Vanguard calls theirs something else. You need to find the one that has zero commissions, and use a brokerage account that offers that.

4) How to buy.

No one working for a bank will ever tell you the right way to buy these things. There are a few order types on Wall Street. The only one to ever use is called a limit order. This means that you specify a price and quantity of something you want to buy. When they find it at that price, they try to fill the order. Say the SPY is at 2112 and you enter a limit order for 2 shares at 2090, good til cancelled. The order will sit there until it trades in that range. A market order (the default), would probably fill at 2114. Because they will cross the spread and fill your order at a higher price.

Always always always buy and sell with limit orders. My buy orders normally sit for a few weeks waiting for the market to swing lower. This alone will boost your returns by a percent or two, which is huge.

(The market is rarely always going up, it is usually flat and you are not missing out buying this way. This is also the opposite of how 401ks work)
 
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Disclaimer: this is not professional advice, I am not licensed to do anything like that, don't blame me, you are listening to someone on the internet that may possibly be a dog in the real world.

That said, feedback is welcome, but this is the most important stuff to me, learned both on the street in Manhattan and more importantly and significantly trading online.
 
Love Vanguard. Most of their funds and ETFs are pricier to buy into though, but if you are asking the same questions with more than 10 grand, yeah -totally. Didn't think that was the audience, but they are totally the good guys
 
Love Vanguard. Most of their funds and ETFs are pricier to buy into though, but if you are asking the same questions with more than 10 grand, yeah -totally. Didn't think that was the audience, but they are totally the good guys
Might be useful for people rolling out of a 401k into an IRA.
 
Are you really typing this from an Irish bar in Munich? Now, Rusty…

:)

But solid information. Prost!
 
My wife and I both did the roll-over as @mojo6911 posted. We have state-sponsored 529's there, too. I thought the min buy-in was $2-3k depending on the fund, but it's been awhile.
 
In many cases, that can be a really bad idea. Ask me or(much better) a CPA before doing that
For me, it was a no-brainer. The 401k options were super limited and had astronomical fees. Just make sure you roll it into a traditional IRA, and there shouldn't be any tax consequences.
 
For me, it was a no-brainer. The 401k options were super limited and had astronomical fees. Just make sure you roll it into a traditional IRA, and there shouldn't be any tax consequences.
The problem comes up if you want to do traditional to Roth conversions (which I do). Then they become taxable, in a 401k, they are not. Sometimes, it is possible to roll into another 401k, which is better
 
The problem comes up if you want to do traditional to Roth conversions (which I do). Then they become taxable, in a 401k, they are not. Sometimes, it is possible to roll into another 401k, which is better
Yes, but if you avoid the Roth ira conversion, you avoid the taxes. Obviously, individual situations warrant different courses of action.
 
Yes, but if you avoid the Roth ira conversion, you avoid the taxes. Obviously, individual situations warrant different courses of action.
No, the problem arises of you convert a traditional IRA to a Roth IRA, which has been allowed without income limitation for the past 4 years or so. (You can do this to get around the income limitations on Roth contributions)

Doing this requires paying a pro-rated tax against all IRA accounts you have, but 401ks do not count.

Somewhat complicated, but likely to be very relevant for folks reading this. Especially anyone about to leave a regional for greener pastures. I will see if I can talk a CPA I know into giving me a writeup to post
 
I also read there is now a limit to rollovers in a calendar year. Maybe ask him about that as well.
Yeah, it is different year to year, but I take every dime as long as I can. Probably how I made so many friends in Israel last week ;). (Not a joke - awesome people, highly recommend going)
 
This was something about only one rollover per calendar year. Don't quote me on that though.
Yeah, it is different year to year, but I take every dime as long as I can. Probably how I made so many friends in Israel last week ;). (Not a joke - awesome people, highly recommend going)
 
Every major investment house has some clone of the SPY. Blackrock calls theirs the IVV, Vanguard calls theirs something else. You need to find the one that has zero commissions, and use a brokerage account that offers that.
Any insight here would be great, I am not quite sure what to do.

I have been sitting on some money in my Vanguard account. After reading A Random Walk Down Wall Street I was convinced to buy a bunch of total market indexes and let it ride (I am still leaning that way).

Vanguard total market index expense is %0.17 and total market ETF expense is %0.05. I don't have over 10K to invest otherwise I could get "admiral shares" that are expense free. None of this is 401k it is all after tax long term savings (20-30years).

Is there a free total market fund for guys with less than 10k? Anyone see a problem with long term indexes? I am not going 401k route because I am afraid that I will need the money for something before age 62 and would be penalized for pulling it. But I am also concerned about taxes later on... What happens if I withdraw a Roth before retirement age? Would I get nailed for taxes and fees?
 
You can always take up to 50% or $50k in a loan from a 401k. That's not to say that a 401k is necessarily your best option, but if your employer is matching, it almost always makes sense to contribute enough to get the full match.

Every fund is going to have an expense ratio. A ratio of 0.05% is excellent, so you shouldn't worry about that. I'd put my money there in a heartbeat.
 
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