Has this been done yet? Quagmire as a captain.

Family guy has been weird lately but crazy funny!

Quagmire: Meg, drink this glass of raw eggs
Meg: But there are no yolks in here...
Quagmire: Just drink it!

Quagmire: Meg, remember what I taught you.
Meg : Relax my throat and look up?
Quagmire: No! The other thing.