Cruise
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Interesting article from the AP
Airport Security
Now, if we could only figure out how to rid ourselves of the TSA altogether.
This organization (I use the term loosely) is filled with barely-educated, know-nothing personel who finally have some power over the general population. It's amazing to watch these people assert their authority over passengers at airports.
Now I realize, NOT EVERYONE IN THE TSA FALLS INTO THIS GENERALIZATION......however, I truely believe MOST DO!
It's is absurd that passengers are having cutical scissors, fingernail clippers, etc.... being taken away while passing through security.....(another term used loosely).
What's next? Here are a few examples I've come up with:
No more seatbelts on airlines.......after all, the prospective "terrorist" could gnaw through the belt during the flight and use the remnant to choke a flight attendant
OR
Perhaps we should eliminate pens and pencils from being allowed on-board.......these "dangerous" devices could be used to stab a person in the neck/ heart. After all, a person would probably be just as dead from that stab wound as a knife.
Anyone who has had military combat arms training knows about the use of "weapons of opportunity." Basically, this is anything an attacker can use against his enemy.
For example:
No more bullets for your gun.......then use your bayonet.
Dropped your bayonet.......use your entrenching tool.....(they work great...
)
Can't find any manmade weapon.......grab a ROCK.
My point is this......we need to be sensible about our "Security".......and this shouldn't include people who deserve to be handing you food-in-a-bag out of a window! Regardless of where you turn, there is a "weapon" that could potentially be used against another person.
I have the answer:
[over the aircraft PA system]
Welcome aboard from the flight deck. This is your captain speaking. The cabin crew will be coming around momentarily to secure your straight jacket to the seat. Should you require anything during our flight....too bad.....you're just going to have to wait until we arrive at our destination.
Oh yes, and thank you for flying Padded-Room Airlines! I hope you all feel SAFE!?!
[climbing off my soapbox and ducking in anticipation for the rebutal]
Airport Security
Now, if we could only figure out how to rid ourselves of the TSA altogether.
This organization (I use the term loosely) is filled with barely-educated, know-nothing personel who finally have some power over the general population. It's amazing to watch these people assert their authority over passengers at airports.
Now I realize, NOT EVERYONE IN THE TSA FALLS INTO THIS GENERALIZATION......however, I truely believe MOST DO!
It's is absurd that passengers are having cutical scissors, fingernail clippers, etc.... being taken away while passing through security.....(another term used loosely).
What's next? Here are a few examples I've come up with:
No more seatbelts on airlines.......after all, the prospective "terrorist" could gnaw through the belt during the flight and use the remnant to choke a flight attendant
OR
Perhaps we should eliminate pens and pencils from being allowed on-board.......these "dangerous" devices could be used to stab a person in the neck/ heart. After all, a person would probably be just as dead from that stab wound as a knife.
Anyone who has had military combat arms training knows about the use of "weapons of opportunity." Basically, this is anything an attacker can use against his enemy.
For example:
No more bullets for your gun.......then use your bayonet.
Dropped your bayonet.......use your entrenching tool.....(they work great...

Can't find any manmade weapon.......grab a ROCK.
My point is this......we need to be sensible about our "Security".......and this shouldn't include people who deserve to be handing you food-in-a-bag out of a window! Regardless of where you turn, there is a "weapon" that could potentially be used against another person.
I have the answer:
[over the aircraft PA system]
Welcome aboard from the flight deck. This is your captain speaking. The cabin crew will be coming around momentarily to secure your straight jacket to the seat. Should you require anything during our flight....too bad.....you're just going to have to wait until we arrive at our destination.
Oh yes, and thank you for flying Padded-Room Airlines! I hope you all feel SAFE!?!
[climbing off my soapbox and ducking in anticipation for the rebutal]