Ok, before we start getting "OMGZ, Congrats!" emails, here's the whole story.
Kristie had similar symptoms to what she had the day that we discovered that she had developed "Deep Vein Thrombosis".
Deep Vein Thrombosis, more or less is a condition where your body produces blood clots. These blood clots can build and build and if they break off and hit your lungs, you're in a world of hurt, but if it hits your heart or your brains, hello darkness my old friend...
DVT is WAAAAAAAAY more common than people think, especially with pilots that sit on their duff for long periods of time.
We caught the previous episode, got her treated and she's been clot/DVT-free. A couple weeks of self-administered stomach-injections of Lovinox, and six months of Cumadin/Warafin which is essentially "rat poison" to slowly dissolve the blood clot, but not at a speed where it could break off, cause a pulmonary embolism and your beautiful bride is dead, face down in her breakfast cereal and the "Valley and State" section of the Arizona Republic.
Turns out that Yaz/Yazmine and other therapeutic hormone treatments in birth control pills that tinker with your Estrogen have been known, in some cases, to cause this condition. If your loved one is on Estrogen-based BCP's,
Danger, Will Robinson, DANGER!. Especially since previous blood tests showed positive for "Leiden/Factor-V"
So she's been having leg issues. We go to the doctor and again, he says "I don't want to be alarmist, but
run like hell to the Emergency room, NOW NOW NOW and take an ultrasound of the area in question". Roughly paraphrased of course.
Do the testing, blood tests and
whew, she came up negative and was just having leg cramps.
Whew! Dramatic day at the Taylor Compound yesterday, but all is good!
Long story short, she's not preggers. Besides, I'm probably sterile anyway because I had Chicken Pox so late in life and that'll kill your swimmers faster than a animatronic shark.