Okay well board up Sat night, then you will get a call from dispatch telling you to deplane so that me and my crew can have your plane. At this point, me and my crew will be on the jetway, where your passengers can cuss us out. After you deplane, I will get onboard, only to realize that the plane I was supposed to take was fixed and ready to go. During this process, our passengers have gone back from gate 107 to gate 70 at least 3 to 4 times. Afterwards, the rampies will come ask me if they can put more luggage in the front, as the rear cargo is full with 85 bags, but we only have 30 passengers on board. The bags are on the wrong plane, so they must be swapped out. During this process, we can't get our own bags on the plane, as your f.o. took the baggage key with him, but to no avail neither one of you answers your phone. The bags must now be driven across the ramp and swapped out, and you realize that you need 8000 pounds of fuel to get to MYR, where our old plane did not have enough.
Ah yes, the joys of Colgan dispatch.