Can't touch this.

[Cptnchia]

Lesson one when I learned how to shoot on that wonderful NHM-61 "Sportster" -- it's not a clip, it's a magazine.

I made that mistake day one, and had the correct word beaten into me by my favorite Gunny!

 

[SBI]

That is very poor use of the English language. Someone should think about a recurrent grammar course.

Ever occurred to you that perhaps English is not my first language?!

BTW - my bad grammar above won't kill anyone; finger on the trigger might, and have in the past.

 

[dahhcon]

Ever occurred to you that perhaps English is not my first language?!

BTW - my bad grammar above won't kill anyone; finger on the trigger might, and have in the past.

Should be 'has' not 'have'. Singular

 

[KSCessnaDriver]

Ever occurred to you that perhaps English is not my first language?!

BTW - my bad grammar above won't kill anyone; finger on the trigger might, and have in the past.

I'm just giving you a hard time, because everyone's giving the OP a hard time. Relax dude, sorry if you took offense to it.

 

[SBI]

I'm just giving you a hard time, because everyone's giving the OP a hard time. Relax dude, sorry if you took offense to it.

No offense at all, I am aware of my limitations.

 

[pullup]

Just because a weapon doesn't have a magazine in it, or you think it doesn't have one, doesn't necessarily mean it isn't still loaded. I have seen the aftermath of people who have made this mistake. It's not a pretty sight.

Almost made that mistake with my dad. Thank God he beat it into my head never to point a gun at someone and always assume it was loaded. Had the magazine out and pointed it at his chest...his words kept going through my mind and I was visualizing a *click* and lots of laughs. Um, yeah, I decided to check so I popped the slide back and a loaded round awaited me in the hole. Never. Again.

 

[ljg]

From a job security standpoint, it can't be great to be in a photo like that floating all around the internets.

 

[Peterpi]

From a job security standpoint, it can't be great to be in a photo like that floating all around the internets.

What happens in Africa stays in Africa.

 

[JoelT]

What happens in Africa stays in Africa.

Not anymore.

 

[JLF]

I did just google "can't touch this", and M.C. Hammer lit up page one so maybe... it's good.

 

[bustinminimums]

Must be the new TSA flight deck security measures.

 

[USMC-SSGT]

1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded

2. Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot.

3 Keep Your weapon on safe until you are ready to fire.

4 Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you intend to fire.

I fixed it for you...now corrected to reflect the US Marines 4 fundamental safety rules.