Mr. Wacko's quote is even funnier:
"While flying back to Houston Texas from Grand Rapids Michigan, I glanced out the window and to my shock and surprise, I found (you guessed it) chemtrails. The longer we cruised, the more they came. Here's a clear shot of a chemtrail X near the jets wing, where two chemtrail jets have intersected at the same altitude. (A clear violation of FAA rules) In addition, we had 5 chemtrail jets fly by my window ( how dare they!) When we landed, I asked the Pilot if he saw these jets race past us but he said "no", nor did the control tower alert him of any either. The least they could have done is warn the pilot of their presense. You be the judge"
My response would be "Have a nice day sir, the nice lady in the red coat has your connecting gate information"