Sorry amigo. I respect the heck out of missionaries and support them financially. They tend to be folks who want to help people out in this world and the next. If anything, I was saying have a sense of humor, and if you are going to take offense at a little crassness, change your avatar to the church lady. I looked into doing some mission flying, but I wasnt up to writing a 10 page story on how holy I was. I have a missionary friend, and I will send him an email to see if he has any contacts and pm them to you. good luck.