The summer, heat and some of y'alls comportment

[Boris Badenov]

And barbecue bacon.

I'm not sure what you mean, but whilst he does seem to have a pound or two of backflesh to donate to the Cause, bacon is haram, I'm told, for his people.

 

[derg]

I'm not sure what you mean, but whilst he does seem to have a pound or two of backflesh to donate to the Cause, bacon is haram, I'm told, for his people.

Hummus? Garlic sauce? Spicy? Salat? You want wrap or doner?

 

[Boris Badenov]

Hummus? Garlic sauce? Spicy? Salat? You want wrap or doner?

For you, my friend, I give special price!

 

[derg]

For you, my friend, I give special price!

You want leather?

 

[Boris Badenov]

You want leather?

My avatar speaks for ME. Not MY President, etc etc.

 

[gotWXdagain]

Van Halen sucks. How's that for comportment?

 

[DPApilot]

I WILL CUT YOU!

Oh wait, my comportment.



Don't you fly private jets?

Looking at my logbook, I don't really think I've flown much of anything this month.

 

[Burrito]

Looking at my logbook, I don't really think I've flown much of anything this month.

What about kites on the beach? It is summer after all!

 

[ScorpionStinger]

Wow. I just listened to that for four minutes and two seconds. For some reason, I kept expecting that it would ... well ... change.

Wow.

You were waiting for the beat to drop, then for some one to start singing, or at least rapping.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

I'm actually very concerned about using the word "y'alls" correctly.

I come from a very southern family, but I think my parents would have put a foot in my ass if I said "Y'all".

I come a very northern family, but Mom is a Midwesterner, so it's in my vocabulary.

 

[FloridaLarry]

Derg said:

...Comportment.

Noun. Where the rampers put the luggidge.

 

[Nukem]

I think my parents would have put a foot in my ass if I said "Y'all".

As well they should.

You-uns is much more betterer.

 

[Blackhawk]

I can say that I'm very satisfied with the efficiency that the replacement swamp cooler I purchased has provided, we've had 90% humidity the last few days and it somehow continues to produce air that is consistently 10' cooler than outside, when the humidity is at a more average level it drops to 25-30'. I'm a stupid mechanic so I brought home calibrated thermometers to measure these values.

The first time I was prodded up to the roof by someone holding a gun who wished the swamp cooler fixed immediately (my wife), I was floored when I pulled the cover off and observed the Rube Goldberg contraption. I told her the problem was that the gerbils operating the fly wheel had obviously escaped.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Derg said:

Noun. Where the rampers put the luggidge.

Riddle education!

 

[Avalon781ML]

Everthing is a negosyashun, y'all.

Not when this guy crashes the party....

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Wow. I just listened to that for four minutes and two seconds. For some reason, I kept expecting that it would ... well ... change.

Wow.

When @Derg is involved "aye aye, captain" is just that, "aye aye, captain."

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

I WILL CUT YOU! Oh wait, my comportment. Don't you fly private jets?

Didn't you ride in it?

 

[RDoug]

Singular usage: Y'all

Plural usage: All y'all

 

[SrFnFly227]

I'm actually very concerned about using the word "y'alls" correctly.

I feel like it should have been possessive

 

[mshunter]

[HASHTAG]#mainline[/HASHTAG] problems.

I'll keep driving my little Ford Ranger till it drops. I'll keep fixing it myself too. 210k, 15 years old and still going strong.