The Hat without the Blazer

Seggy said:
Just because Candy (not her real name) at Cheetahs says you look good in pleated pants, doesn't mean it is truthful...
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The beauty of "Candy" is that it doesn't matter one damned bit whether I look good or not. :)

And I don't go to Cheetah.

Pleats are timeless. Unless you're trying to pick up a gay dude, you can't go wrong with well tailored pleated trousers from a fine establishment like Brooks Brothers. Now, put on your damned hat, hippy!
 
BarbieDreamPilot said:
Name 1 cool profession where they're required to wear hats all the time.
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Cowboys. Which is a good Segway into a pet peeve of mine. How did wearing the work clothes of that profession become acceptable? What if I thought coal miners fit the kind of temperament I like to have so I started wearing a hard hat with a light on it everywhere I went. It would look just as stupid, especially if I'd never even been in a mine.
 
Screaming_Emu said:
Cowboys. Which is a good Segway into a pet peeve of mine. How did wearing the work clothes of that profession become acceptable? What if I thought coal miners fit the kind of temperament I like to have so I started wearing a hard hat with a light on it everywhere I went. It would look just as stupid, especially if I'd never even been in a mine.
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Your pet peeve is cowboy hats

r u srs
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
As a gay dude, I'm telling you, to just say no to pleats!
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I can't emphasize this enough: I'm trying to pick up gold digging WOMEN, not gay dudes. And trust me, the pleats work wonderfully for the former. :)

I don't have anything against flat fronted trousers. They're okay. But they're too fashion forward, so they go in and out of style, no differently than overly wide or narrow lapels or ties. And they also look awful on anyone who doesn't have the physique of a D&G model.
 
ATN_Pilot said:
I can't emphasize this enough: I'm trying to pick up gold digging WOMEN, not gay dudes. And trust me, the pleats work wonderfully for the former. :)

I don't have anything against flat fronted trousers. They're okay. But they're too fashion forward, so they go in and out of style, no differently than overly wide or narrow lapels or ties. And they also look awful on anyone who doesn't have the physique of a D&G model.
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I'm gonna look for your murder mystery story on Investigation Discovery in a few years. On: "Who the bleep did I pick up at a bar."
 
ATN_Pilot said:
I can't emphasize this enough: I'm trying to pick up gold digging WOMEN, not gay dudes. And trust me, the pleats work wonderfully for the former. :)

I don't have anything against flat fronted trousers. They're okay. But they're too fashion forward, so they go in and out of style, no differently than overly wide or narrow lapels or ties. And they also look awful on anyone who doesn't have the physique of a D&G model.
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How do you know they are into it if you are always paying them to leave?
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
I can agree about skinny jeans. Every time a see a dude in em, I always wonder if they had to lather up to be able to fit inside them. They look like second skin.
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Slim-fit jeans, they're actually comfy and the girls dig them. Plus you can toats see the male camel toe, which is awkward for everyone else but just amuses me.
 
ChasenSFO said:
Slim-fit jeans, they're actually comfy and the girls dig them. Plus you can toats see the male camel toe, which is awkward for everyone else but just amuses me.
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Skinny jeans are not cool

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