Expressjet pilot arrested for stalking FA

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Oh, Aviation Gazette: http://aviation-business-gazette.com/A42/B71/Pilot-John-Phillip-Rovenstine-Carrollton-TX.html

Don't you just love that a Delta airplane is the picture on every one of those?

 

[pianokeys]

Pepper spray is the key to a woman's heart...

Also, has this guy ever heard of not dipping your pen in company ink?

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

Also, has this guy ever heard of not dipping your pen in company ink?

She worked for another company.

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

Looked him up, 2013 hire, IAH based and 26 years old, looks like he's making some good life choices!

Which class in 2013?

 

[CoffeeIcePapers]

That's some Borat material.

"You would be a great potential wife...let me pepper spray you and drive you home."

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

Wow. I saw pic. He was at schoolhouse same time I was.

 

[derg]

But I love you!

You don't love me, you're just… infatuated... with my dance moves.

Oontz
Oontz
Oontz

 

[derg]

You guys all realize that when it comes to matters of the heart, this situation just makes @ATN_Pilot smile widely about his life choices.

 

[pianokeys]

She worked for another company.

I should learn how to read again.

"EXPRESS JET pilot stalks AMERICAN AIRLINES flight attendant." Title tells all.

 

[Richman]

I will pepper spray you. In yo FASE!

Don't taze me, bro!

 

[gne in prog]

You guys all realize that when it comes to matters of the heart, this situation just makes @ATN_Pilot smile widely about his life choices.

You sure it wasn't a situation like this which lead to his life choices?

 

[Ajax]

I know him

I also just went up a number

 

[Boris Badenov]

Well I mean full points for going back the cops..."this isn't what it looks like!"

Ahahahahahaha.

 

[Dexter]

Well I mean full points for going back the cops..."this isn't what it looks like!"

Ahahahahahaha.

"Let me explain.." has historically been a get out of jail free card in these scenarios.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Boris Badenov]

I can't stop laughing about this. Just imagine the conversation he must have had with himself. "This isn't that bad. It's going to be ok. You can get out of this. Just calm down and think. Ok, Ok. What do you do? What do you do? Uh. Ok, I gotta go to the cops...this is all just a big misunderstanding! Yeah, that's it."

 

[Dexter]

Then the cop realizes this and is like "Oh yeah, no problem just come down to the station and sign a statement about it. We'll even shuttle you to the airport and get you home."

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

FAA recognizes John Phillip Rovenstine
Carrollton-based pilot sets positive example

Maybe someone can explain this one to me?

http://aviation-business-gazette.com/A42/B71/Pilot-John-Phillip-Rovenstine-Carrollton-TX.html

It's a generic web page. There's one for almost every pilot.

 

[ChasenSFO]

Well okay then. So the guy wants a wife with high maternal instincts but is afraid to ask her out.


Is it wrong that him, "telling the police his side of the story" makes me think he has more screws loose than the incident iteslf?

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

I love Sasha Baron Cohen. The Ali G Show was amazing, you could tell outside of Borat he didn't have nearly as much creative freedom in his movies and they were so-so, but the man is brilliant.

 

[mastermags]

Too much mama.

 

[SilkyD]