Martha king and sportys have their work cut out
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Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Ahahahahhaa. Welcome to Charter. As God is my witness, I once had a family of 6 show up in Rifle with, and I'm not making this up, burned pillows for a ride in the Bitchjet. Apparently they'd had a fire at the, you know, "summer place", and they figured they'd take everything that was still semi-serviceable with them. Every damned thing smelled like smoke, and there was a long and not-entirely-pleasant conversation about what we could take and what we couldn't. Complete with quotes like "well, it will fit, won't it?" They arrived in two huge SUVs, both packed to the gills with burned-up crap. It was then that I knew it was going to be a Bad Day.
scooter2525
Very well Member
Saving this one, for the book
Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Write your own damned book, you flew freight in the mountains! And from my limited experience flying a little extra medevac in the southwest, I'd hazard to guess you've got a story or two about that, also! I remember a certain dude who'd gotten shot a number of times that just barely fits on one hand who woke up, rather unhappy, halfway to Lubbock. I'm pretty sure you can beat that, and you'll have plenty of time for writing, now that you're a house cat.
BTW, if I didn't say so before, congrats. "We're all counting on you".
scooter2525
Very well Member
Thanks! And if my writing was even slightly understandable I would probably give it a go.Write your own damned book, you flew freight in the mountains! And from my limited experience flying a little extra medevac in the southwest, I'd hazard to guess you've got a story or two about that, also! I remember a certain dude who'd gotten shot a number of times that just barely fits on one hand who woke up, rather unhappy, halfway to Lubbock. I'm pretty sure you can beat that, and you'll have plenty of time for writing, now that you're a house cat.
BTW, if I didn't say so before, congrats. "We're all counting on you".
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scooter2525
Very well Member
May be hay sometime.
A150K
Well-Known Member
That'd be a PITA to clean up. So far the worst I've had to clean was a combonation of spit and chewed up Skoal wintergreen when one of his friends spilled his spit cup all over the back seat and didn't say anything. That was nasty.
CoffeeIcePapers
Well-Hung Member
This is better.
ASpilot2be
Qbicle seat warmer
It is a PITA to clean up. We had a big load of it one time. Got in the seat rails, and is a pain to sweep out.
scooter2525
Very well Member
Need to charge a clean up fee. Gross.
BobDDuck
Island Bus Driver
It would have been only about 45 seconds you won't get back if they hadn't played the whole damn thing in slow motion for some reason.
Cal Goat
Prestige Worldwide™
The person that made this video isn't very clever for 2 reasons:
1. As already stated, when you fly corporate, you just find a way to make it work. Most of the time it's ridiculous beyond all common sense ("You know you own a Citation II, not a 737, right?"). Having worked at FBOs for a few years and flown a bit of 91 corporate myself, I have never, and I mean NEVER seen a pilot bust out a scale or even pretend to work out W&B. Not sayin' it's right, just sayin' that's the reality.
2. Slow motion is the most overused video effect for the past decade. It's almost becoming a crutch for filmmakers with no obvious talent or creativity. Yes, we live in a wondrous era of technology where hi-def slow mo can be shot on the cheap, but that doesn't mean you have to use for 90% of your work.
1. As already stated, when you fly corporate, you just find a way to make it work. Most of the time it's ridiculous beyond all common sense ("You know you own a Citation II, not a 737, right?"). Having worked at FBOs for a few years and flown a bit of 91 corporate myself, I have never, and I mean NEVER seen a pilot bust out a scale or even pretend to work out W&B. Not sayin' it's right, just sayin' that's the reality.
2. Slow motion is the most overused video effect for the past decade. It's almost becoming a crutch for filmmakers with no obvious talent or creativity. Yes, we live in a wondrous era of technology where hi-def slow mo can be shot on the cheap, but that doesn't mean you have to use for 90% of your work.
Mike Wise
#NewSchool
oh man I was just thinking this.
