Who is stuck out of town on Christmas???

You see that Conan show a few days ago?

Was that when he, Ice Cube and that other dude used that get a ride app to cruise around L.A? That was hilarious. I love Conan. He's the only funny late night guy with maybe Jimmy Kimmel coming in 2nd.
 
Christmas way back "in the day" me and the captain could only find gas station hot dogs and 40 ouncers so, well, we sat in the hotel lobby drinking fowties and eating hot dogs, just like some of us at the @jtrain609 wedding.

("are THOSE the new couples airline pilot friends?!")

That was most of the XJT overnights out of ORD. ;)
 
Was that when he, Ice Cube and that other dude used that get a ride app to cruise around L.A? That was hilarious. I love Conan. He's the only funny late night guy with maybe Jimmy Kimmel coming in 2nd.

A distant second.

I am funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

And that's sad.
 
The bruised banana on my counter is funnier than Fallon.

Boom.

Fallon is like tofu. Tasteless except when you serve it with something with a good sauce. But then, what's the point of even having the tofu?

Like Fallon + Timberlake are hilarious, but then you realize that, well, if they took Fallon out of the scene and replaced him with Corky from "Life Goes On", it's as funny if not way funnier.
 
Tell him the fish tacos at the restaurant in the hotel are great in DTW. If I don't get called out I'm going to have that for my Christmas Eve dinner.
Thanks; he won't be done till midnight. I left a message for my sister in Farmington Hills to see if she will be kind and give him a nice breakfast before he has to go fly 3 legs beginning at 3 on Christmas. It's a good thing I replaced the fat Christmas tie with one that is more in fashion now!
 
Milk of Matthew!

o_O
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