Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
These kids these days! Honestly, I never put a .1 in my logbook that I didn't actually fly and uh "earn". Like, it didn't even occur to me. And maybe that makes me a loser sucking hind tit while some balls-out liar is flying the space shuttle, and no one is the wiser. Dunno. Probably so.
But, here's the thing that gets my hackles all raised: The notion that it's somehow Nuanced. Like, "well, I'm just lying a little bit". You're PIC or you're not. It's not a "lil teensy lie between wink-wink friends", it's BS, plain and simple. If you're going to lie about who you are and what you've done, do us all a favor and Lie Big. At least then I can respect the high-ferrous content of you BS, rather than all this wishy-washy "well, you know, technically I could be considered PIC by my Mom and the Pope because I tithed often and didn't molest too many kids" absurdity.
There's nothing complex about this to people who aren't jerks. Are you the poor, unlucky bastard who is responsible for everything short of a meteor hitting the airplane? Then you can log PIC. Are you not? Then shut up, learn, and be glad you don't have the headaches of dealing with the whole shooting match, which includes you, snivelling, line-jumping F/O, and your "me first" BS.
Too much?
Where's my walker? I SAID WHERE'S MY WALKER?. SPEAK SLOWLY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
But, here's the thing that gets my hackles all raised: The notion that it's somehow Nuanced. Like, "well, I'm just lying a little bit". You're PIC or you're not. It's not a "lil teensy lie between wink-wink friends", it's BS, plain and simple. If you're going to lie about who you are and what you've done, do us all a favor and Lie Big. At least then I can respect the high-ferrous content of you BS, rather than all this wishy-washy "well, you know, technically I could be considered PIC by my Mom and the Pope because I tithed often and didn't molest too many kids" absurdity.
There's nothing complex about this to people who aren't jerks. Are you the poor, unlucky bastard who is responsible for everything short of a meteor hitting the airplane? Then you can log PIC. Are you not? Then shut up, learn, and be glad you don't have the headaches of dealing with the whole shooting match, which includes you, snivelling, line-jumping F/O, and your "me first" BS.
Too much?
Where's my walker? I SAID WHERE'S MY WALKER?. SPEAK SLOWLY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.